Back in Onett

[Ness]

Boy, am I tired.

["Coach" Ben Wade]

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I just got back from Fourside, too. I feel great.

DRAGONSLAYER!!

[Lemon Poppyseed Muffin]

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I just got back from the kitchen table. She took me out and placed me, package and all, on a stoneware saucer. She proceeded to make her coffee like the old days. She then opened the newspaper to the crossword puzzle and began working on it. I was swollen with excitement, thinking that maybe today would be the day in which we continued our chaste love affair.


But my excitement went flaccid when she opened the refrigerator and pulled out a tray of lemon danish. First it was the poppyseed bagels, and now it was lemon danish. There's now no doubt in my mind that she's manipulating my emotions. Why would she do this to me? Just because I had harbored some agressive feelings regarding my crumbs and her lap earlier does not give her the right to treat me like yesterday's stale toast. I am a moist, flavorful, and delicious muffin. I deserve better. But as long as I remain uneaten, I am powerless to change my circumstances.


So, yes, I am now back where I began, in a dark cabinet, visualizing her wet tongue lightly licking the tart center of the danish, hair tousled, head thrown back in oblivious abandon.


F*** that slutty little tramp.

[I_Am_Rorschach]

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*eats the stupid poppyseed muffin*

There, you happy, you little drama queen?

[Lemon Poppyseed Muffin]

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I will not be happy until her luscious lips caress my every bump and ridge.


Also, you do not appear to have a mouth.

[Generic Zombie]

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