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Grammar Nazi
10-31-2009, 03:40 AM
They should have never brought them back. They taste just like every other flavor of Doritos. All that waiting did not pay off in the slightest bit.
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 03:45 AM
Your grammar is atrocious.

World - Bob = :)
Leech
10-31-2009, 04:00 PM
Blood-flavored Doritos would be yummy.

They would make your farts smell bad, though.
Barrett's ****ing d20
10-31-2009, 04:04 PM
Grammar Nazi, you rolled a 4.

Big Bon finds your $#!&hole topic and becomes enraged. Big Bon attempts to pounce on you!

That's one big damn mess you've gotten your ass into.

What do you do next?
The Do-Do
10-31-2009, 05:29 PM
*picks up Barret and rolls a 20*
Bon
10-31-2009, 08:53 PM
I don't give a rat's ass about Black Pepper Jack.
He-Man
10-31-2009, 08:56 PM
I knew Black Pepper Jack, he was the greatest pirate the seas of Eternia ever saw.
Barrett's ****ing d20
10-31-2009, 09:06 PM
I don't give a rat's ass about Black Pepper Jack.

Grammar Nazi, you rolled a 17.

Big Bon runs away in fear! You are victorious!

@#%$.
Lemon Poppyseed Muffin
10-31-2009, 09:35 PM
Can I ask you to give me my chances with modifiers to defeat the rival for my love, an asiago cheese bagel? If I need to roll a seventeen or above, I might as well just give up now and swallow my losses.


I wish she'd swallow me with that pert little mouth of hers.
I_Am_Rorschach
10-31-2009, 09:42 PM
No one wants to eat you because:

1. You're loaded with calories.

2. No one likes to eat cakes with lemon flavor.

3. You can TALK. A talking pastry would certainly have a person running away.

I wish The Comedian were still here. I'm still searching for his killer. Where is he? I want to break his bones.
Tower
10-31-2009, 10:01 PM
They should have never brought them back. They taste just like every other flavor of Doritos. All that waiting did not pay off in the slightest bit.

Nicole and I were just talking recently about Doritos and how their multitude of flavor "choices" is reminiscent of an Orwellian dystopia. Her older brother Byron then chimed in about "Orwellian Frutopia", which we both thought was pretty funny.
Obama's Magical Mayo
10-31-2009, 10:08 PM
You want to spice up the black chip community? Just add me on your Doritos next time. A unique taste, that is a change you can believe in.


Just look on Michelle's blue dresses to find the zest.
Rikku
10-31-2009, 10:19 PM
I wish she'd swallow me with that pert little mouth of hers.

Hmmm. Jealous?
Barrett's ****ing d20
10-31-2009, 10:55 PM
Can I ask you to give me my chances with modifiers to defeat the rival for my love, an asiago cheese bagel?

I'm not a @#%$ing Magic 8-Ball, @!#(%.
Year 2000 Guy
10-31-2009, 10:59 PM
Black Pepper Jack Doritos? Whatever, it's all about the Doritos 3D!

http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Doritos-3DTP.jpg
Print media
10-31-2009, 11:05 PM
Advertising campaigns in televised form (these 3D Doritos, as an example) are far more effective than what can be found within the pages of newspapers and magazines. This led to dwindling readership beginning in the sixties, but by the year 2000, with the widespread adoption of the internet, I became not relevant.