Someone get rid of ******!!!

[Skeletor]

I demand that ****** be banned for its constant assault on the numerous threads discussing the serious matters in this forum!

[Denethor Morgoth]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

that's what I've been saying like, 3 times already!!!!!!!!

[Valkysas]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

I like them. they know how to stick to their character.

[Grammar Nazi]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

It's "Boom! Headshot!" in visual (vaginal) form.

[Supervillain Ted]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

It's "Boom! Headshot!" in visual (vaginal) form.

?Wut choo bea talkins aboot master Grahammamar Notsee

(Desktroy teh Bob.)

[He-Man]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

I shall rid this world of you, Skeletor!

[and I'm a PC]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

I bet those users are making these accounts on their Mac's, why else would they be preforming so horribly? You want to talk serious business, how about we talk about the latest innovations that Windows have brought you. Now that is some serious business, our business!

[Bumblebee]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

Were we so different? They're a young species. They have much to learn. But I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there's only one way to end this war: we must destroy ******. If all else fails, I will unite it with the spark in my chest.

[Lemon Poppyseed Muffin]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

Can you use the spark on your chest to revive the spark that our relationship once had? It's not even an ember anymore. It moreso resembles some ashes from a completely burned-up twig.


It used to be good. We'd spend time over coffee and crosswords every morning, while she took her time waking up. She used to do this cute little stretching, yawning thing that exposed her creamy supple white tummy. That was always the highpoint of every day. Then she'd eat me slowly, and we'd continue our modest foreplay the next day in exactly the same way.


But with these bagels...she's just not the same anymore. She rushes through her morning as if she's just trying to get the whole act over with. But she always has a satisfied look on her face when she's done. When she spreads butter on the bagels, she seems content. When she spreads on cream cheese, especially strawberry flavor, an ecstatic smile spreads across her face almost from the moment it enters her mouth, and she seems to linger with a sort of afterglow for at least twenty minutes.

With me, yeah, it was slow and unexciting, but at least she knew going into it what to expect. No surprises. No excitement. No savory cream on the tongue. But I was always there for her.


I knew things were on the verge of changing when I saw her look at me with contempt for the first time. Not coincidentally, it was also the first time she had ever placed me on a paper plate instead of a piece of stoneware.


She eats her bagels on fine china.

[Denethor Morgoth]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

oh I GET IT! Everyone's mispelling words in the hopes that Grammar Nazi replies to them! That's funny!

[B.O.B.]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

Wait. They let somone make an account with all asterisks? What's up with that?

[Grammar Nazi]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

oh I GET IT! Everyone's mispelling words in the hopes that Grammar Nazi replies to them! That's funny!

I certainly hope you find it funny, you twit, because you misspelled the word "misspelling" as "mispelling."

[Skeletor]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

Actullay its spelt "mispelled".

[Grammar Nazi]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

As your own name is a bastardization of the word "skeleton," I'm fairly certain you are far from an expert on the subject of spelling, you overrated sack of marrowless calcified matter!

[Skeletor]

Re: Someone get rid of ******!!!

I'll crush you with my bear hands.