Hello

[I'm a Mac]

I'm a Mac

[and I'm a PC]

Re: Hello

And I'm a PC!

[Supervillain Ted]

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And you both are unreliable and overpriced.

Like my mother.

BOB!!!

[Skeletor]

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I'm a Virgo.

[Denethor Morgoth]

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you can't play games on a mac you just CAN'T.

well you can but you cant play any good games.


well actually there's like one or two good games on a mac and I've played them but they're the only ones! PC is waaaaaay better, man.

[Valkysas]

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but you made your website with a mac!

[Imperial Guard]

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Is a Mac some sort of steel weapon? I think they sell those in the market district.

[I'm a Mac]

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But I'm sexier


Hellah sexier

[and I'm a PC]

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Enough said.

[Denethor Morgoth]

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but you made your website with a mac!

>_> .... YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING


*runs away*

[Lemon Poppyseed Muffin]

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Hello, Mac. I'm a lemon poppyseed muffin. I know we just met, but if you are able to access the world wide web, would you kindly use a search engine such as Yahoo, Google or Ask.com to find some information for me? I've been stuck in a cabinet above a refrigerator for some time now, and cannot access the web on my own. And even if I could, she'd probably find sticky residue on the keyboard, would probably think I had been snooping in her personal information on her own computer, and then I'd never have another chance with her.


Here's the information I require:

1) How could I get her to notice me again?
2) Once she does so, how do I bring back that spark in the relationship that we had at the beginning?
3) How long could I be expected to last past my expiration date?

[I'm a Mac]

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1) How could I get her to notice me again?

Become a Twinkie

2) Once she does so, how do I bring back that spark in the relationship that we had at the beginning?

Become a Twinkie. Girls LOVE stuff with cream filling!

3) How long could I be expected to last past my expiration date?

Twinkies NEVER expire!

[and I'm a PC]

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1) How could I get her to notice me again?
2) Once she does so, how do I bring back that spark in the relationship that we had at the beginning?
3) How long could I be expected to last past my expiration date?

Naturally the best way to attract a girl is to show them your new Windows 7 Premium package.

If you need to bring back that special spark then go down to your local computer shop and purchase a new Windows System installed PC.

Without a doubt I'm sure that Windows will never expire. We will continue to make quality home operating systems for your PC. YOU will expire before we do!

[Lemon Poppyseed Muffin]

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If I ever manage to make my way out of this dark cabinet, and somehow reconnect the old flame of passion with my beloved, I will surely advise her to never pick up an Apple computer product. I ask you for a simple request, and you can find nothing better to do with your time than to mock me. I have no way of transforming myself into a Twinkie. I'm fairly certain that becoming one, even if I was able, would not help my situation, as I did overhear her once talking on the phone about wanting to cut back on the sugar in her diet. And I think I know her well enough to understand that cream filling is just not that important to her.


In fact, that's what attracted me to her in the first place. She was unlike any of the others whose cabinet space I've filled in the past. For most, the cream filling is an explosive climax on the tongue. But she was content with the subtle sweetness that I offered her. I'm not as flashy or showy or even as exciting, but I offered her familiarity and contentment. How many other pastries could make that claim?


So, and I'm a PC, can you use your superior computing powers to help me with the same questions and refrain from belittling my predicament?


EDIT: And also refrain from stupid advertising messages? I'm sophisticated enough to be able to not be influenced by blatant messages like the one you just made, so please do not insult my intelligence. I'm a lemon poppyseed bagel, not a bagel. In fact, if I ever get out of this cabinet, I'm going to tell her to remove Windows completely and install Linux.


Unless you can give me some real help.

[I'm a Gameboy]

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Hello. I'm a Gameboy.

I have Tetris!