Ode to Bob's Destruction

[Supervillain Ted]

Oh Bob, let me count the ways of which to make your life
as miserable as a wet toad in the midst of a roaring hot desert.

When you get a flat tire,
I steal your spare.

When you cry,
I steal your soul.

When you save your game,
I turn off the console before it is finished.

When you meet an irresistible woman,
I whisper that you have a dark need of Preparation H.

When you taste a lollipop,
I make sure it is bile flavored.

But worst of all, when you wish to watch a good movie,
I give you a copy of Nacho Libre.

For your tears of pain sustain me, your life force thrives me, and your memories will wash away in the last moments of your destruction.

Ode to Bob
By Ted

[Denethor Morgoth]

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i hate it but then again i didn't read it so whatever.

[Imperial Guard]

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Amazing, you should send this to the Black Horse Courier!

[Supervillain Ted]

Re: Ode to Bob's Destruction

Me and you, we are cut from the same cloth.

For I too have hatred.

For Bob.

[******]

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[Wavelength]

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Someone get the Grammar Nazi on this topic, NOW.

[Sophisticated Man]

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Good chap, that is the most wonderful and enchanting ode that has graced my ears in a long time!

Now if I may, I will present one to my favorite person on these boards! Imagine it is a sonata!

Palkysas is just like my big bro,
I asked for PG access, he made it so.

His Transformers collection is so great,
It makes everyone else irate.

He's the greatest; no ifs ands or buts.
He thinks it's okay that I have three nuts.

He defends me when people are vicious;
His chocolate doughnut looked delicious.

He's the greatest; all else should bow,
So can I be an admin now?