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Megatron
10-31-2009, 02:21 AM
I must have it!
Imperial Guard
10-31-2009, 02:22 AM
Try the market district of the Imperial City. You can buy discount spells there, but that doesn't sound good to me.
Valkysas
10-31-2009, 02:23 AM
*looks at avatar*
why does G1 Megatron want "the cube"? the allspark cube? doesnt exist to him. energon cubes? sure, he'd want them, but soundwave makes them, they're not something that has to be sought out.

you're not a very good megatron.

maybe you are his clone from Machine Wars, Megaplex.
Megatron
10-31-2009, 02:24 AM
*shoots Valkysas*

First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It is a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction.
Old Chap
10-31-2009, 02:24 AM
And thusly another tyrant is crushed by the cold mistress that is Facts.
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 02:25 AM
Bob knows the location of the Cube!

Destroy him.
Skeletor
10-31-2009, 02:28 AM
If you bring me He-Man I shall reveal the location of the cube.
******
10-31-2009, 02:29 AM
http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/a-bug-6-l.jpg
Megatron
10-31-2009, 02:32 AM
If you bring me He-Man I shall reveal the location of the cube.

Fool! I do not make deals with insects like you! You shall reveal to me the location now!
Valkysas
10-31-2009, 02:33 AM
WHY DO YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST IN YOUR UNIVERSE. FOR PRIMUS' SAKE, YOU'RE AWFUL.

G1 Megatron could be seeking many things! the "Ruby Crystals of Burma", the Key to Vector Sigma, or some other power source. You're ruining this and I hate you.
Oblivion Loading Screen
10-31-2009, 02:33 AM
Blocking reduces the damage you take based on your Block skill.
Skeletor
10-31-2009, 02:33 AM
Make me you over grown toaster oven!
Megatron
10-31-2009, 02:36 AM
WHY DO YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST IN YOUR UNIVERSE. FOR PRIMUS' SAKE, YOU'RE AWFUL.

Fool! The universe rips apart from my very existance! I am the very being of all Megatrons that have ever lived!

*Shoots Valkysas' head off*

Pitiful Autobot.

Make me you over grown toaster oven!

You will pay for those words dearly!
Imperial Guard
10-31-2009, 02:37 AM
Hah! I knew I'd find you here, Oblivion Loading Screen!

Pay the fine and serve your sentence! What do you say..?
Denethor Morgoth
10-31-2009, 02:40 AM
i didn't watch Transformers much as a kid but I had a few of the toys. My Optimus Prime action figure lost his hands, though. *sigh*
Oblivion Loading Screen
10-31-2009, 02:41 AM
Hah! I knew I'd find you here, Oblivion Loading Screen!

Pay the fine and serve your sentence! What do you say..?

Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and turn the undead.
Valkysas
10-31-2009, 02:42 AM
I am the very being of all Megatrons that have ever lived!

You're multi-universe? So what, you're Alternity Megatron?

Then why don't you use your Inertia Manipulation Crotch and your ability to see everything everywhere in every universe (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/Valkysas/alternitymegatron.jpg) to find the thing yourself, even though you're far more powerful than the cube could ever be?

awful megatron.
Skeletor
10-31-2009, 02:43 AM
You will pay for those words dearly!

Be warned metalhead, I know your weaknesses.
Megatron
10-31-2009, 02:43 AM
It seems you pitiful insects cannot fathom the powerful existance that is The Cube.

So I must show you!

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9864/45003141ae12a400.jpg (http://img11.imageshack.us/i/45003141ae12a400.jpg/)


Find me this and you will be rewarded!
Denethor Morgoth
10-31-2009, 02:43 AM
haha, you tell him valk.
Valkysas
10-31-2009, 02:45 AM
you quoted Galvatron rather than Megatron up there, and left out the "Now" at the end.

you're awful.
Skeletor
10-31-2009, 02:46 AM
Pathetic.
Megatron
10-31-2009, 02:47 AM
Why don't you stay dead Autobot?

*shoots Valkysas again*
Valkysas
10-31-2009, 02:48 AM
Make me you over grown toaster oven!

I think you're confusing Megatron with someone else.

http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/rotfsej/DSCN1742.jpg
Denethor Morgoth
10-31-2009, 02:51 AM
omg does that toy actually make toast? If it does that'd be sweeeeeeeeeet
Imperial Guard
10-31-2009, 02:53 AM
Those born under the sign of The Ritual can heal themselves and turn the undead.

I understand now, you are not evil at all. You hold reality together, without you everything would be a mess and the Imperial City would fall apart. I'm not sure where you're from, but maybe YOU are the hero that will close the Oblivion gates and stop the darkness...
Optimus Prime
10-31-2009, 02:57 AM
Megatron! One will stand, one must fall!
Megatron
10-31-2009, 02:57 AM
PRRRRIIIMMMEEEE!
Imperial Guard
10-31-2009, 02:58 AM
Settle this battle in the Arena, citizens...so I can place bets....
Denethor Morgoth
10-31-2009, 02:59 AM
that's not even a picture of optimus
Valkysas
10-31-2009, 03:00 AM
Megatron! One will stand, one must fall!
WHAT THE ****. YOU HAVE RODIMUS PRIME AS YOUR AVATAR? AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT MEGATRON?

YOU PEOPLE SUCK SO MUCH.
Optimus Prime
10-31-2009, 03:00 AM
Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 03:02 AM
Don't get so bent out of shape, Valk. It doesn't really matter.

Because what DOES matter is GOBOTS! Transformers are a poor mans imitation!

Mwahahaha!

(Bob. Destroy.)
Super Obama
10-31-2009, 03:04 AM
WHAT THE ****. YOU HAVE RODIMUS PRIME AS YOUR AVATAR? AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT MEGATRON?

YOU PEOPLE SUCK SO MUCH.

Don't worry! I shall rescue this thread.

After I makes sure the people paying for this topic have a good amount of money first.

Then I will take it up with congress.

Maybe get sonme pie.

Hope! Hope! And away!
Oblivion Loading Screen
10-31-2009, 03:04 AM
A Novice of Acrobatics cannot attack while jumping or falling.
Big Rick Cook
10-31-2009, 03:04 AM
I'm going to imagine for just a moment that Megatron and Optimus are both ****ing with you, or that Optimus is, knowing the mistakes will boggle your mind and cause you to go further insane.
Megatron
10-31-2009, 03:07 AM
You much have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube was merely a vessel. It's power, it's knowledge, can never be destroyed. It can only transform.
Transformers
10-31-2009, 03:10 AM
Did someone say TRANSFORM?
Valkysas
10-31-2009, 03:11 AM
sup.
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 03:12 AM
Gobots >>>> Transformers.

Bob said it.
Imperial Guard
10-31-2009, 03:32 AM
Do these Transformers have anything to do with the Daedra?
Valkysas
10-31-2009, 03:44 AM
They worship a giant face in the center of their planet, or a cube, or a glowing ball of energy.

your call.
Barrett's ****ing d20
10-31-2009, 04:12 PM
Oh crap, wrong costume account!

@#%$.
Bumblebee
10-31-2009, 04:39 PM
This is my command: you are to destroy the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. It is the one thing, the only thing, that can stand in my way.
"Coach" Ben Wade
10-31-2009, 04:42 PM
This "Megatron" is an impostor.

I know that because I slayed all the Decepticons last week, using only a garden hose and a string of sausage links.
Imperial Guard
10-31-2009, 04:44 PM
Well, look at the muscles on you!
The Do-Do
10-31-2009, 05:59 PM
*pulls the Cube outta nowhere*

WAAAT!? Worthless junk!

*tosses it off a cliff*

dododedodeeo
Nunasaurus Rex
10-31-2009, 06:02 PM
DEVIL IS IN THE MACHINE
Zack Morris
10-31-2009, 06:06 PM
I got one of those cubes at The Bayside Shopping Mall. Maybe you should go look there.
Tidus
10-31-2009, 06:55 PM
Hey! I have an idea!

Let's go to Zanarkand! The Cube is in Zanarkand!
Wakka
10-31-2009, 07:07 PM
Damn machina! You giant robots are violating the teachings!
Megatron
10-31-2009, 07:19 PM
This is my command: you are to destroy the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. It is the one thing, the only thing, that can stand in my way.

I will do as you command Lord Bumblebee!
Wavelength
10-31-2009, 08:05 PM
Most successful topic so far.

Weird.

Someone bring back Ted Nugent.
American Hero
10-31-2009, 08:19 PM
Fun times.
The Knight
10-31-2009, 08:29 PM
Where is the Cube?

There's treasure below.
Wavelength
10-31-2009, 08:29 PM
*blinks*
Oblivion Troll
10-31-2009, 08:45 PM
Do these Transformers have anything to do with the Daedra?

Giant robots in Elder Scrolls? FAIL.

Blaaaargh *kick*
Super Obama
10-31-2009, 09:38 PM
Do not worry Troll with my 5500 point plan I will rescue the world with my handsome face and tight pants!

Hope! Hope! And away!
"Coach" Ben Wade
10-31-2009, 10:47 PM
Well, look at the muscles on you!

Wanna be my Assistant Coach?
Megatron
11-01-2009, 03:37 PM
The cube is within my grasp!

I must have it insects!