Look at me! See how much better I am than you!

[Better Than You]

That's right! I am better than YOU.

Don't even try to prove me wrong. I will always win. Period. Every thought and opinion I posess will be better than yours. I can't help it. It's just the way it is. If you try to prove me wrong, I will strike you down even before you begin.

Now lick my asshole, filthy mortal!

[I_Am_Rorschach]

*breaks your neck*

Simpleton. His boastful attitude was more painful than a Miley Cyrus tune. Rorschach did the right thing. The Comedian would be so proud.

[Lemon Poppyseed Muffin]

As much as I would like to prove you wrong, I now know you ARE better than me. Maybe I was too confident in my own tastiness, and that's what pushed her away. Maybe she was tired of my exquisitely cultured flavor, and decided to partner herself with the lower class of pastry, the lowly bagel. It's not like I'm high maintenence or anything. But I guess sometimes, one just has a taste for the common, the average, the blue collar.


Yes, you are better than me. Right now, I'm feeling pretty worthless.

[Big Rick Cook]

My bagel sense is tingling.

[Lemon Poppyseed Muffin]

Please refrain from mocking my plight, Irish Daigle. To you, this may all be a big joke. But have you ever had a significant other brazenly begin a new relationship right in front of you while you were both living in the same house, and then go about her business as if you were invisible to her? Because if you have, you'd understand that tired Spider-Man references only serve to deepen the emotional wounds she's placed in me.

[******]

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