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Skeletor
10-30-2009, 11:46 PM
I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Greyskull! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, am Master of the Universe! YES! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD! Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!
Middle Eastern Terrorist
10-30-2009, 11:47 PM
Do you provide a good dental plan?
Skeletor
10-30-2009, 11:53 PM
I must possess all, or I possess nothing.
He-Man
10-31-2009, 12:07 AM
We'll settle this like men! First one to die... loses.
Original Gangster
10-31-2009, 01:06 AM
(kills skeletor)
Skeletor
10-31-2009, 01:08 AM
I cannot die for I am not living.
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 01:10 AM
We have titles for one such as you where I come from, Skeletor!

Underling!

P.S. Destroy Bob!
Original Gangster
10-31-2009, 01:11 AM
Then stop posting.

Jerk.
Skeletor
10-31-2009, 01:12 AM
You worms should learn your place!

*shakes fist*
Denethor Morgoth
10-31-2009, 01:32 AM
it's funny because skeletor is evil and now he's posting at the pavilion.
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 01:33 AM
And yet, Bob continues to exist.

This is why villains such as I exist!

DOWN!

WITH!

BOB!

And poodles.

BUT!

MOSTLY!

BOB!
Denethor Morgoth
10-31-2009, 01:35 AM
NO!

WHO!

IS!

BOB!?
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 01:36 AM
Superhero Bob!

He foils my plans for world conquest, kicking dogs, and tearing tags off the mattress!
Denethor Morgoth
10-31-2009, 01:38 AM
I had a dog once. But then he got run over by a car.

*kills self*
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 01:40 AM
Bob drove that car.

Destroy him.

And then destroy yourself. I got a manicure in an hour, and I may not have time to give you your dues. So, be off!
I_Am_Rorschach
10-31-2009, 01:41 AM
You people speak of insignificant things. Hell, you should all be politicians. The Comedian would laugh at that.
Grimvilion
10-31-2009, 01:42 AM
Great! Even this skeleton guy is doing better than me. Hmm... I got it. I shall take your soul then take your place. No one would be the wiser.
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 01:43 AM
Politician?

Why thank you, and to think I was doubting my own evilishness!

*wipes tears... then destroys Bob*
Skeletor
10-31-2009, 01:44 AM
You look oddly familiar Grimvilion. :droplet
Better Than You
10-31-2009, 02:29 AM
What is this heresy!? Are you actually proclaiming yourself better than ME!? :lol :lol :lol

How can you be better than me when you don't even have a face? How can you be better than me when you dress in purple? And hoooow can you be better than me when you look like a rotting corpse!? You are nothing but the three-day-old dog crap struck to the bottom of my now-in-style shoes! Which, by the way, you don't even wear any. So, ha!

So, Sucketor, I am absolutly, without question better than you!
Skeletor
10-31-2009, 02:31 AM
Sucketor my bone.
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10-31-2009, 02:31 AM
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