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Imperial Guard
10-30-2009, 05:41 PM
Something to report?
Grimvilion
10-30-2009, 05:47 PM
Yes. I would like to report a rape. Some bastards with a hood fetish... Oh God, please help me... :tear
Imperial Guard
10-30-2009, 05:49 PM
Pay the court a fine, or serve your sentence!
Grimvilion
10-30-2009, 05:51 PM
...But I'm the victim here. I'm not doing any of that ****. What do you have to say to that, bub?
Imperial Guard
10-30-2009, 05:54 PM
Looks like you're handy with a blade.
Supervillain Ted
10-30-2009, 07:02 PM
Ah, the Daedra! Now those are some mighty fine folks who are on the ball!

Oblivion shall come upon you.

After Bob.
Old Chap
10-30-2009, 07:26 PM
I would like to report that general wankery has transpired recently; what's more, it was under your very nose.

It is the classic dilemma: the fellows bright enough to be good guards are also bright enough to not get stuck working as a guard.
The Do-Do
10-30-2009, 08:49 PM
Woohoo! Just try and catch me, fat boy!!!!

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