The Gentleman's Thread

[Old Chap]

I henceforth declare this to be a thread for fellows of high stature such as myself.

For our first order of business, we must establish which one of us is going to make the trip to the tobacconist's. I propose we draw straws.

[Supervillain Ted]

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I will destroy you! After Bob!

[marcus]

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I approve this topic. Let us discuss gentlemanly games for gentlemen like ourselves.



Excuse me while I light my meerschaum pipe.

[Old Chap]

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I've always been a briar man myself, but I have no ill will to speak of meerschaum. It marks you as a true gentleman, separate from rabble like this Ted fellow.

That Hatsworth man looks suspiciously enthused. Men of high stature can be at best mildly amused.

[Middle Eastern Terrorist]

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*hides bomb, and sets timer*








*walks away*

[I_Am_Rorschach]

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Gentleman...what is a gentleman?

You guys have no idea what that means. Drawing straws is for sissies.

[Middle Eastern Terrorist]

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*Takes Old Chap hostage*

If america does not pull out of its war by tomorrow morning, we will cut off Old Chap's head.

[Supervillain Ted]

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Proceed. Dead weight will not be missed.

Like... uh, what was him name again?

Oh yeah, Bob.

...

BOB!!!!!!!

[Denethor Morgoth]

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I propose we watch Star Wars. that movies old, right?

[Grimvilion]

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I was once a great gentleman, but then this harlot kind of seduced me and her husband wasn't happy. Why do you think I'm a reaper now?

[Old Chap]

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In the interests of high ettiqute I shall refrain from acknowledging all text which is contained within asterisks.

Rorschach, I don't think you understand. A gentlemen is the sort who, upon discovering their mother is a harlot, endeavors to twice-over seduce the parents of those who have partaken in such services; not the ones who whine about it.

And Grimvilion, bravo on sleeping with Rorschach's mother, but I find I have to question your taste, old boy.

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[Old Chap]

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Charming.

[Wakka]

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More of us, means less of them!

[Adrian Foley]

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I think the Old Chap is the only one of you Halloween accounts I enjoy.