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Old Chap
10-30-2009, 06:31 PM
I henceforth declare this to be a thread for fellows of high stature such as myself.

For our first order of business, we must establish which one of us is going to make the trip to the tobacconist's. I propose we draw straws.
Supervillain Ted
10-30-2009, 07:50 PM
I will destroy you! After Bob!
marcus
10-30-2009, 07:52 PM
I approve this topic. Let us discuss gentlemanly games for gentlemen like ourselves.

http://www.herbalinfusions.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/henry-hatsworth-in-the-puzzling-adventure-20081217021557659_640w.jpg

Excuse me while I light my meerschaum pipe.
Old Chap
10-30-2009, 08:24 PM
I've always been a briar man myself, but I have no ill will to speak of meerschaum. It marks you as a true gentleman, separate from rabble like this Ted fellow.

That Hatsworth man looks suspiciously enthused. Men of high stature can be at best mildly amused.
Middle Eastern Terrorist
10-30-2009, 11:38 PM
*hides bomb, and sets timer*








*walks away*
I_Am_Rorschach
10-30-2009, 11:47 PM
Gentleman...what is a gentleman?

You guys have no idea what that means. Drawing straws is for sissies.
Middle Eastern Terrorist
10-30-2009, 11:49 PM
*Takes Old Chap hostage*

If america does not pull out of its war by tomorrow morning, we will cut off Old Chap's head.
Supervillain Ted
10-31-2009, 01:17 AM
Proceed. Dead weight will not be missed.

Like... uh, what was him name again?

Oh yeah, Bob.

...

BOB!!!!!!!
Denethor Morgoth
10-31-2009, 01:29 AM
I propose we watch Star Wars. that movies old, right?
Grimvilion
10-31-2009, 01:49 AM
I was once a great gentleman, but then this harlot kind of seduced me and her husband wasn't happy. Why do you think I'm a reaper now? :(
Old Chap
10-31-2009, 02:08 AM
In the interests of high ettiqute I shall refrain from acknowledging all text which is contained within asterisks.

Rorschach, I don't think you understand. A gentlemen is the sort who, upon discovering their mother is a harlot, endeavors to twice-over seduce the parents of those who have partaken in such services; not the ones who whine about it.

And Grimvilion, bravo on sleeping with Rorschach's mother, but I find I have to question your taste, old boy.
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10-31-2009, 02:39 AM
http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/a-bug-6-l.jpg
Old Chap
10-31-2009, 10:37 PM
Charming.
Wakka
10-31-2009, 10:41 PM
More of us, means less of them!
Adrian Foley
10-31-2009, 10:41 PM
I think the Old Chap is the only one of you Halloween accounts I enjoy.
Old Chap
10-31-2009, 10:43 PM
More of us, means less of them!

Us? You say this in the Gentleman's Thread? I assure you, you are no gentleman - the only group that we both belong to is those who have been inside your mother.
Wakka
10-31-2009, 10:46 PM
Got a favor to ask ya.

Go away, dammit!
Old Chap
10-31-2009, 10:48 PM
So you blunder in, uninvinted and presumably drunk, into my grounds, and then demand that I leave on pain of some ambigious threat? We may as well appoint you Kaiser right now.
Wavelength
10-31-2009, 10:51 PM
I think the Old Chap is the only one of you Halloween accounts I enjoy.

Agreed. Make this guy a Mod.
Adrian Foley
10-31-2009, 10:54 PM
Agreed. Make this guy a Mod.

I think he already is.
Grammar Nazi
10-31-2009, 11:25 PM
In the interests of high ettiqute I shall refrain from acknowledging all text which is contained within asterisks.

In the interests of being a gentleman of high stature, you need to acknowledge that the word "etiquette" is not spelled "ettiqute," dumbass.
Old Chap
10-31-2009, 11:28 PM
A Nazi lecturing me on high stature! You, sir, are in the wrong thread. (http://www.pavilionboards.com/forum/showthread.php?t=22597)
Yuna
11-01-2009, 01:21 PM
Too funny!

I want my journey...to be full of laughter.
Old Chap
11-01-2009, 01:35 PM
Are you refering to your journey from here to the kitchen? Because if you wait any longer on that I assure you it will be no laughing matter.