Favorite movie quotes, dialogue, etc.

[Garr123]

Jvr's VG dialogue post made me want to do a movie one, so yeah, what are some of you're favorite movie quotes?

A few of mine.

From Blue Velvet:

Frank Booth: You want to go for a ride?
Jeffrey Beaumont: No thanks.
Frank Booth: No thanks. What does that mean?
Jeffrey Beaumont: I don't want to go.
Frank Booth: Go where?
Jeffrey Beaumont: On a ride.
Frank Booth: A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Okay, let's go.

A few from Igby Goes Down:

Igby: Oliver is majoring in neo-fascism at Colombia.
Oliver: Economics.
Igby: Semantics.

Igby: She's a dancer who doesn't dance. He's a painter who doesn't paint. It's like the Boho version of the Island of Lost Toys.

And one obvious one from Dr. Strangelove:

President Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

[Crustyrailgun]

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From X-Men:

Logan: [To Xavier] And what do they call you? Wheels?

Wolverine: Hey wait... It's just me.
Cyclops: Prove it!
Wolverine: You're a d**k.
Cyclops: Okay.

Toad: Don't you people ever die?

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From The Incredibles:


Syndrome: [to Mr. Incredible] Oh, no. Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl? Ho, ho, ho... [sees the kids] Oh - and got biz-zay!

Helen: I just hope your father's alright.
Violet: Uh, in case you haven't noticed mom were not doing so hot ourselves...

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From Airplane!:

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Young Boy with Coffee: I thought you might like some coffee.
[Sits beside a Little Girl who takes a cup]
Young Boy with Coffee: Sugar?
Little Girl: No thanks, I take it black, like my men.

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

Yeah... I could go on with about 1204 more of these...

[Alex]

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Snatch:

Boris the Blade. Or, Boris the Bullet-Dodger. As bent as the Soviet sickle and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to kill the bastard.

I just like that analogy...


Fight Club:

It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything.

We're the middle children of history, man--no purpose or place. We have no great war. No great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fu**ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Pretty much everything in the movie...

[jvrlopez]

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Taxi Driver-
Travis Bickle: Listen, you ****ers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the ****s, the dogs, the filth, the ****. Here is a man who stood up.

[into a mirror]
Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok.
[whips out sleeve gun]
Travis Bickle: Huh?

Dont Look Back-
Bob Dylan: Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.

Bob Dylan: Wow, I'm glad I'm not me...

Bob Neuwirth and Joan Baez on the Royal Albert Hall-

BN- Wow, this hall is real old, right?

JB- Queen Victoria built it...

BN- ...Queen Victoria built it...for her dude.

[Riotsword]

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DAMN! Smurtle took my quotes from Fight Club.

So here's some from...
Ghostbusters:

Peter: "Come in, Ray."
Ray: "Venkman! I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!"
Peter: "It's right here, Ray. It's, looking, at me."
Ray: "He's an ugly little spud isn't he?"
Peter: "I think he can hear you Ray."
Ray: "Don't move, it won't hurt you."
(Peter screaming, ghost flying toward him and roaring)
(Ray running through the hallways, yelling, "Venkman!!")
Ray: "What happened?"
Peter: "He slimed me."
Ray: "That's great! Actual physical contact! Can you move?"
Peter: "Oh, I feel so funky..."

(...I almost know this movie by heart, down to the sound cues. So I can go on forever.)

Ray: "Everything was going fine until dickless here shut off the containment grid."
Mayor: "Is this true?"
Peter: "Yes, your honor... This man has no dick."

[Ryner]

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Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.

Soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
Soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
Soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?

(Reading a carving on a cave wall)
Brother Maynard: It reads, "Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of... Aaauuuggghhh"
King Arthur: What?
Brother Maynard: "The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"
Sir Bedevere: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
King Arthur: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
King Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Aaaauuuggghhhh'. He'd just say it.
Sir Galahad: Perhaps he was dictating.

[Manyak]

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From Pulp Fiction:

JULES
What country you from!

BRETT
(petrified)
What?

JULES
"What" ain't no country I know! Do
they speak English in "What?"

BRETT
(near heart attack)
What?

JULES
English-mother****er-can-you-speak-
it?

BRETT
Yes.

JULES
Then you understand what I'm
sayin'?

BRETT
Yes.

JULES
Now describe what Marsellus Wallace
looks like!

BRETT
(out of fear)
What?

Jules takes his .45 and PRESSES the barrel HARD in Brett's
cheek.

JULES
Say "What" again! C'mon, say
"What" again! I dare ya, I double
dare ya mother****er, say "What"
one more goddamn time!

Brett is regressing on the spot.

JULES
Now describe to me what Marsellus
Wallace looks like!

Brett does his best.

BRETT
Well he's ...he's...black --

JULES
-- go on!

BRETT
...and he's...he's...tall --

JULES
-- does he look like a *****?!

BRETT
(without thinking)
What?

Jules' eyes go to Vincent, Vincent smirks, Jules rolls his
eyes and SHOOT Brett in the shoulder.

Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the
chair.

JULES
Does-he-look-like-a-*****?!

BRETT
(in agony)
No.

JULES
Then why did you try to **** 'im
like a *****?!

BRETT
(in spasm)
I didn't.

Now in a lower voice.

JULES
Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta ****
'im. You ever read the Bible,
Brett?

BRETT
(in spasm)
Yes.

JULES
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."

The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting
Brett.

When they are finished, the bullet-ridden carcass just sits
there for a moment, then TOPPLES over.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Pirates of the Caribbean

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?!
Captain Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you're all set to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our words, really... Except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

That line kills me. As does "Why is the rum gone?!"

The Dead Hate the Living

Main Character (forgot his name) trying to figure out how to approach zombies coming out of a portal: Okay, okay. Just let me think for a second...
What would Bruce Campbell do?

Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows

(The group sits around a campfire drinking and talking about the Blair Witch Project)
Erika: You know what I could never figure out? The Blair Witch Project, okay? Two guys and a girl sleeping in the same tent night after night, and no sex? Makes no sense. I mean they were scared of their minds, and the greatest stress reliever right at their fingertips... and nothing?
Jeff (suggestively to Erika): I'm a little stressed..


(Kim [psychic goth] is found lying on a gravestone smoking a cigarette)
Stephen: What are you doing there?
Kim: Trying to find the energy.
Tristen: Inside the grave?
Kim (apathetically): To stand up. I'm exhausted, I've been on the road for two days.
Jeff: Want a hand?
Kim: I want amphetamines.
Jeff: Weed is what I've got. Beer I'm going to get.
Kim: Both. Now.


Jeff: If you don't believe in the Blair Witch, why the hell did you bother to come?
Kim: I thought the movie was cool.


Erika: I don't even BELIEVE in the devil. That's a Christian concept. I believe in Nature.
Kim: ... I hate nature.


Other tour's guide: Let's put it this way. One of us is staying here tonight, and it's gonna be us, or you, and it looks like us, you little *****!
Erika: That's gonna come back at you three-fold.
Guide: What the **** is she saying?
Random guy: Well, in the Wiccan tradition-
Guide: Shut up.
Jeff: Your balls will fall off in three days!

[DarkwingChuck]

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Blair Witch 2 was crap though.

[John Mora]

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I liked it.

[Big Rick Cook]

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My love for Mora only grows.

[DK]

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(Kim [psychic goth]

Well, now I know what Rick and Mora loved about it

[OmegaD3k]

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Anything said by the sarge from the first half of "Full Metal Jacket".


And..
Terminator 2: Extended Edition


[Terminator turns off. John lifts Terminator's arm. It stays in place. Terminator's catatonic. Sarah sets CPU onto end of table. Picks up a hammer, and begins to swing]

John: "No!"

[John covers chip with his hand.]

Sarah: "Get out of my way, John."
John: "Don't kill him."
Sarah: "*It*, John. Not *him*. *It*."
John: "Okay, *it*. But we need *it*."
Sarah: "Listen to me. Listen. We are better off on our own."
John: "But he's the only proof we have of the future, and the war, and all that."
Sarah: "Maybe. I don't trust it."
John: "But he's my friend, alright?"
Sarah: "You don't know what it's like to try to kill one of these things. And if something goes wrong, this might be our last chance. So move..."
John: "Look, mom. If I'm ever supposed to be such a great military leader, maybe you should start listening to my leadership ideas once in a while. Because if my own mother won't, how do you expect anyone else to?"

[John removes hand from the chip. Sarah swings hammer and hits next to chip]

Sarah: "Alright. Play it your way."

[The Toecutter]

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From Mad Max:

Toecutter: Cundalini wants his hand back.


That cracks me up every time.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Truth be told, Blair Witch 2 started my avid obsession with the Goth subculture, and my interest in the Wiccan religion.

I don't know why Mora likes it, specifically, but somehow, I doubt that's the reason.