More interesting end to balloon boy

[Kire]

So the kid was found cowering in his attic. Lame. What's a more interesting ending to the story?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/col...oon/index.html

My vote is for being found impaled on the top of an American flag.

[John Mora]

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You called this end most interesting, then lame. Well, which is it?!

[DK]

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He didn't come back home cause he owns Mr. Wonka's factory now. That balloon was the wonkavator.

[Denmo]

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Once the article mentioned "Wife Swap" I knew for sure that the parents had no business raising kids.

[Kire]

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You called this end most interesting, then lame. Well, which is it?!

Noooooo, I'm asking for YOU to come up w/ a more interesting ending.

[John Mora]

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Ohooooooooo I read it wrong :3

[Goufunaki]

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It ends with the boy floating all the way to the moon, where he meets a multi-colored alien, and they both had a ton of ice cream.

[Perversion]

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Pixar embellishes the wacky escapades, and makes the story into a sequel to Up.

[Translucid]

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incinerated in jet turbine, bringing down airplane full of new celebrities to half-heartedly mourn

[Sezjeuric]

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IT WAS ALL FAKE!!!!


Here's a video of the family being interviewed by CNN, and when put on the spot, Falcon says, "You guys said we did it for the show" to his dad.

All that taxpayers money.... gone.

Someone gonna get sued all up in here

P.S.- do you guys also hear someone fart after he says it? ha ha

[Kire]

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[Goufunaki]

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The fart after he admits it goes perfect with the whole thing.

There's gonna be a lot of ****** off people.

[Sezjeuric]

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I'm on the phone to my mother right now.. she was watching this ALL day, enthralled and worried.

I told her it was a hoax and she didn't believe me until I played the clip.

She's ******. The National Guard was searching for this boy.

:facepalm

[Alzar]

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i actually saw the "wife swap" which they were on.

actually they were on two. i saw them both.

hyuk.

the dad is a friggin lunatic. in no way should that guy be raising children.

sucks too cos those kids are half japanese and half japanese people are cooler than everyone, but i dont see how they are going to be with their psycho parents

[Toaster]

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FALCO PAUNCH!