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    oops... (looks over shoulder)

    On Tuesday, my friends and I were going to do all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster. I stand up and say, "all right, let's get goin, Aushrimpz!" and my friends laughed but looked at me wide eyed. Apparently an elderly Asian couple was looking at me w/ horrified looks on their faces. Oops.

    Ever say something insensitive and potentially offensive when you didn't know offended company was around?
    Last edited by Kire; 10-08-2009, 11:20 AM.

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    I don't get it....

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      #3
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      Why would an Asian be offended?

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        #4
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        I DON'T UNDERSTAND EITHER, BUT HERE'S ONE THAT EVERYONE CAN GET.

        I was waiting in line with my friends once, and I noticed that this big mean-looking guy in front of us was wearing massive high heels, about six inches tall. I thought this was moderately funny. So I nudged my friends and pointed.

        Nobody else thought it was funny, though. In fact, they kind of seemed disgusted.

        When I looked at the guy again, I realized that only one leg actually had a high heel --- the one that was six inches shorter than the other.
        Last edited by Czechs Mex; 10-08-2009, 12:39 PM.

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          #5
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          Some frumpy old man got in my face for swearing while I was talking with my friend at the store. I wasn't talking to this guy at all. I wasn't even aware that anyone else was in earshot.

          I refused to apologize, and told him to mind his own business. He raised a huge stink until the manager told him the same thing. He also told the guy to stop bothering us. The guy finally left, ranting the whole way out.

          OLD PEOPLE.
          Last edited by Nixon; 10-08-2009, 12:54 PM.
          Eat Smello.

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              #7
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              Maybe I should've prefaced that I mentioned that red lobster seems to usher in a shrimp holocaust every time they do the endless shrimp deal. Auschwitz, Aushrimps...nevermind.

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                #8
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                Don't feel bad Kire, I got it the first time i read it.

                And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't
                So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my road
                And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope

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                  #9
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                  I got it I just don't get why an asian man would be offended.

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                    #10
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                    Originally posted by Caciss View Post
                    I got it I just don't get why an asian man would be offended.
                    Agreed. Jews, Gypsies, Catholics...but Asians?

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                      #11
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                      Originally posted by Caciss View Post
                      I got it I just don't get why an asian man would be offended.
                      I'm just wagering a guess here but it could be because 70 years ago America aggressively rounded up a bunch of Japanese people and shoved them in barbed wire enclosed internment camp.

                      Since Kire mentioned they were "elderly" I'm just making an assumption.

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                        #12
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                        Naaaaaah. I bet it's because all elderly asians look angry.

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                          #13
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                          Asians get offended by everything
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                            #14
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                            I've offended people with my pan flute. But that's it.
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                              #15
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                              I shall assume that "pan flute" refers to you whipping out your little duelmaster and shouting YOUR MOVE at people.
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