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    Blackberry heard our child's heartbeat today!

    I didn't go because I knew the doctor (he's male) would be prodding her in areas that would send me into fits of rage, but still, even hearing Blackberry talk about our baby's heartbeat makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
    Lil' Bean is here!

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    You didn't go because of the gender of the doctor?

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      #3
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      No. Even if it was a female doctor I still wouldn't want to see them prodding around in my wife.
      Lil' Bean is here!

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        #4
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        I take it you won't be attending the birth.

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          #5
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          Not if it's a boy!

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            ...wouldn't want to see them prodding around in my wife.
            People are so possesive.

            I was just talking yesterday with Tower and Nicole about how this heterocentric and monogamous culture is broken. It was a commentary on the rash of infidelity in DC being indicative of a larger problem, but this is a good example too.
            Last edited by Byron Pennyworth; 09-23-2009, 03:32 PM.
            Cleric: Provenance

            Every story has a Genesis

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              #7
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              Babies!?!?! Wow i missed out on alot.
              Ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga gao gai gar!

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                Originally posted by Byron Pennyworth View Post
                People are so possesive.

                I was just talking yesterday with Tower and Nicole about how this heterocentric and monogamous culture is broken. It was a commentary on the rash of infidelity in DC being indicative of a larger problem, but this is a good example too.
                oh enlightened one, we are but plebeians. please share your bountiful wisdom that we too may follow on the path to true wisdom.
                ...and that's why.

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                  Originally posted by Denmo View Post
                  oh enlightened one, we are but plebeians. please share your bountiful wisdom that we too may follow on the path to true wisdom.
                  Well, first...

                  Oh, you were talking to him, sorry.

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                    Originally posted by Eso Teric View Post
                    I take it you won't be attending the birth.
                    Only if Blackberry is shooting our child out like a bullet.

                    No, seriously, I'll be there: but it won't seem so weird as this would have.
                    Lil' Bean is here!

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                      It doesn't take a genius to see that this (do I have to say it again? I guess I do...) heterocentric, monogamous culture is broken.

                      There are several reasons to come to this the conclusion, not the least of which is that there is no such thing as sexual monogamy in nature, and the most obvious of which is the numbers on infidelity, both for men and women, and keep in mind, those are only the ones that admit to it.

                      I'm not saying that people can't choose monogamy if they wish, I'm just saying that presenting it as the only option is unhealthy.
                      Cleric: Provenance

                      Every story has a Genesis

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                        #12
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                        If you're worried about that I feel sorry for you in a couple decades when doctors are prodding around your intimate places.
                        I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                          Originally posted by Byron Pennyworth View Post
                          It doesn't take a genius to see that
                          we don't care.
                          ...and that's why.

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                            #14
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                            You should really go to these things with her. Even if you just sit and hold her hand and don't look at what the doc is doing.

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                              we don't care.
                              Speak for yourself you ignorant ****.

                              EDIT: Looses it's impact when it's just asterisks, doesn't it?
                              Last edited by Byron Pennyworth; 09-23-2009, 08:19 PM.
                              Cleric: Provenance

                              Every story has a Genesis

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