Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

[Magus]

I mean, what other choice do I have?

http://defamer.gawker.com/5362833/hu...ores-film-deal

Internet media is niche media. So you've probably never heard of "Fred," the online actor whose YouTube channel is followed by 1.5 million people. But don't worry: Fred's self-harm-inducing schtick will soon land in a theater near you.

How does an obnoxiously over-the-top kid on digital helium land a feature film deal, as Fred has done, according to a casting call obtained by TubeFilter? By having the most, or now second-most, followers of anyone on Google's video site. And by playing perfectly to Hollywood's fantasy that the branded serials its traditional TV studios specialize in can be profitably replicated online: Fred, you see, earns a reported six figures off this cheaply-produced stuff.

[Valkysas]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

****.

[Caciss]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

Wow. I've seen his ****in' face on t-shirts and **** at Hot Topic, and I've always wondered who the **** is he?

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

All hope for humanity? Lost.

Fred: The Movie. Coming to a theater near you on December 12th, 2012.

[Goufunaki]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

THIS is Fred?

My cousin's son has that damn shirt, I had no clue wtf it was.

[Eso Teric]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

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**** humans.

[Duel]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

I smell something. It smells like profit made without dignity.

[hitogoroshi]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

**** **** **** **** ****

****ING FRED

I AM TOO ANGRY TO POST SOMETHING WITTY

I CAN'T EVEN FIND AN ANGRY REACTION PICTURE

I'M TOO BUSY TRYING TO KILL MYSELF WITH MY MIND

[DK]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

Oh c'mon guys, see this kid in 10 years and you'll feel much better about this all~

[Goufunaki]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

Here's an angry reaction pic.

[marcus]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

You guys are just mad you didn't think of acting like a hyperactive dip**** on camera and make hundreds of thousands off it.

edit: Youtube created Soulja Boy. I'll let that sink in.

[Toaster]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

God ****ing dammit.

[Kire]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

You guys give humanity too much credit.These ****s voted in Jesse Camp as their VJ, remember?

[Denmo]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

Yeah... I don't ****ing care anymore.

[DK]

Re: Tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

I don't ****ing care anymore.

...I hate you, Perversion.