making myself sick for the entertainment of others

[Valkysas]

This was done months ago, I just forgot to make the topic. so sorry.

every once in a while, I'll be talking to RPGDork and we'll get on some subject that results in me eating or drinking an odd blend of things.

This is one of those things.

We were talking about pizza. we somehow got into discussing "pizza cupcakes" and I was tasked with inventing them.

I had no idea how to make pizza cupcakes.

so I settled for just making the most absurd non-pie pizza creation I could.

I started with italian bread. I cut this piece in half.



I then hollowed it out.



I got pizza sauce.



I coated the inside with pizza sauce.



I keep showing it to you upright, because thats how I intended to eat it, thus keeping it from becoming a massive hot pocket.

it needed meat.



it needed cheese. (I used two)



I tore them up and put them in. the piece of bread is huge, so the two sticks of string cheese didnt fill it.



so it needed more cheese.


(I dunno why, but this stuff gets greasy when cooked)



looking good. needs heat.



is it done?



NO. all the cheese sank to the bottom. it was no longer resembling being filled.

so add more cheese.



and then pretty much keep repeating the last three photos until cheese had overflowed and coated the outside edge.

unfortunately, the camera's batteries died, so there are no photos of the finished thing.

but I ate it, I burned my mouth (layers of cheese and chicken insulated the molten cheese at the bottom), burned my face from the hot grease spilling out of it, and got me pretty sick. both heating and eating it with the hole facing up was a massive mistake.

I will share other adventures in this topic.

[Valkysas]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

I also ate some of this:



what is it? it's peanut butter, two pieces of paper, and it fell on the floor so it had hair and fuzz and lint on it.



it tasted fine, but the reality of me licking the peanut butter off it was awful.

RPGDork makes me do terrible things.

[Translucid]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

think your pics are broken.

[RPGD]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

The world will thank you for this someday.

[Valkysas]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

think your pics are broken.

are not.

[Ωbright]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

I used to think there was no such thing as 'too much cheese'. Now I think I was wrong. I'm sick just looking at that. You should have baked it in an oven.

Also, your microwave is from Beetlejuice.

[Valkysas]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

what really sucked was how tight the string cheese ended up being fater cooling down a bit. it bonded all the cheese together into this massive wad that was a pain in the ass to bite through. I had to grind my teeth in a sawing motion to do it. mind you, this was with hot grease and hot pizza sauce up against my face.

[Ωbright]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

Tums LOL

[orius]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

Pizza cupcake? If given the time and sufficient mental derangment, I could probably come up with something like that.

Of course it'd have to be a real cupcake, baked in the oven in those cupcake tins with the foil wrapping and everything. Course, I have no experience actually baking real cupcakes, so who knows how well it would turn out. I have made my own pizza though, and it was pretty good. The question is, do you want the cupcakes to have the consistancy of cupcakes or the consistancy of pizza dough?

Next time, you should try a pizza cheese blend. That looks like a taco/nacho cheese blend. Instead, you probably want something that's mostly mozzarella with maybe a little cheddar and/or Monterey Jack mixed in. Also, packaged sliced chicken on pizza is just wrong. You'd be better off with ham, or sliced pepperoni (or just get a stick of pepperoni and cut it into slices), or maybe sausage. If you want chicken, cubed roast chicken might be ok. Maybe if you took the sauce, cheese, and meat, mixed them together pretty well and filled it the cheese would melt more evenly instead of the mozzarella sticks making a big clump, and maybe coat the outer lip with some sauce and top it off with cheese. Probably baking it in an oven would give better results, it would make the bread nice and toasty, microwaving it probably made the bread kind of soggy with the sauce and grease.

[Valkysas]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

no. "wrong" is always the plan.

I never plan on these things turning out in a good way. that wouldnt be fun!

[Duel]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

Make a heated fruit sandwhich.

[Toaster]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

Pizza Cupcake?

Moar like an Italian Sandwich.

[Valkysas]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

Pizza Cupcake?

Moar like an Italian Sandwich.

yes. I explained the shift away from cupcake.

and I ate it with the hole facing up, which not only made it a pain in the ass to consume, but also took it out of sandwich territory into "edible bowl of hot cheese" territory.

[Toaster]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

Ish.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Re: making myself sick for the entertainment of others

That's not really a pizza cupcake, that's a distorted pizza pocket. When I read the words "Pizza Cupcake", I imagined it to be some bizarre fusion of pizza and cupcake. Like putting frosting and sprinkles on mini pizzas or something, which would be all kinds of disgusting, yet sweet and savory at the same time.

One time I ate a peanut butter, honey, cheddar cheese, mustard and chocolate chip sandwich on white bread. It was only half as hideous tasting as it sounds!