Dogs are smarter than babies.

[Goufunaki]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/perso...ogs/index.html

They did a study! So now dogs who had a chance to learn things already are officially smarter than lame ass kids who can hardly walk!

Using adapted tests designed for human children, psychologists have learned that average dogs can count, reason and recognize words and gestures on par with a human 2 -year-old.

Dogs: 1



Stupid babies: 0

Fact Box
Psychologist Stanley Coren asked dog-obedience judges to rank 110 dog breeds from most to least intelligent.

Top Five
1. Border collies
2. Poodles
3. German shepherds
4. Golden retrievers
5. Doberman pinchers

Bottom Five
106. Borzoi
107. Chow chow
108. Bulldog
109. Basenji
110. Afghan hound

Source: "The Intelligence of Dogs"

[Nixon]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

I read about this earlier, after telling my friend that his springer spaniel was "about as smart as a 3 year old."

And he IS!

[Denmo]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

I don't see Ein on that list!

[Goufunaki]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

[Alex]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

They're both messy, smelly, annoying creatures.

[John Mora]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

I thought you liked to become friends with messy, smelly, annoying creatures, though.

[d2king10]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

You know, dogs are probably a lot less messy than babies.

[Alex]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

If you're referring to the kids you talked to on the internet, John, that's not a very nice thing to say. I'm sorry if they offended you.

[Tintenfisch]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

Dogs are better specifically for the noses.

[Caciss]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

I'd much rather touch bellies with a dog.

[Caciss]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

but... but Kefka posted BEFORE me.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

Man, babies are God damn retarded.

And I happen to love Smurtles friends and would kiss each of them on the stomach.

[Big Country]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

Smurtles friends were hilarious, and that's more then we could say about John Mora that night. They were our lead source of entertianment.

[Goufunaki]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

o_O

Another point for the dogs. Description says the dog is female, plus you don't actually see any junk. Baby don't even know what hit him.

[Czechs Mex]

Re: Dogs are smarter than babies.

Dogs may be smarter, but we all know which is more delicious.