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    Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

    I swear to ****ing god, no other game enrages me as much as Monster Hunter. Dont get me wrong I love the game, but it brings out the drunken wife abusing cursing sailor in me. Some games make me angry, but not flip the **** out angry like Monster Hunter does. I think it mainly has to do with sinking in the better part of an hour sometimes, to just get trampled and crapped on and have to start all over again.

    At least when it was on PS2 I could just throw the controller against the couch or something. BUT OH NO IT HAS TO BE ON THE PSP AND BE AN ENTIRE SELF CONTAINED SYSTEM.

    I got knocked into a corner by my felyne companions bomb, and then trampled by a Kushala Doara and died. I was already angry from ****ing around earlier but this was the icing on the feces cake and I just hurled my PSP at the wall and just yelled **** THIS ****. It was hard enough to break off the UMD door, pop off the battery cover and battery, and pop out the memory stick. It still works just fine, except that the UMD door just barely hangs on by this tiny clip. Ill probably make a kickass new hinge for it.

    Im surprised the little bugger even still works. I laughed when I turned it on and it loaded everything up just fine. Do I regret it? Hell no. That little bastard needed to be shown whos boss. Would I do it again? Oh you better believe it.

    CRUNK ANGRY! CRUNK SMASH PUNY PSP!

    Last edited by The_Real_Crunk; 08-04-2009, 05:01 AM. Reason: EMBRACE THE RAGE

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    Re: Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

    TEMPER, TEMPER! LOL

    Seriously though, I can relate...although I've never smashed a console. I've come dangerously close. FFTA made me come really close to snapping my GBA SP in half. Stupid judge.

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      #3
      Re: Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

      Halo/UT2k4/CoD4:MW ****** me off a bunch of times. Either one other player on their was seemingly hell bent on making my experience miserable, or nothing I tried seemed to be going my way. Usually it happened because I was too tired to play anyway.

      FFX's minigames ****** me off immensely. Take your pick, anything from the random flying missile birds to the 70th lightning strike that happens to hit you.

      FFXI ****** me off when a whole afternoon is spent trying to obtain a rare item/spell with no luck. Dumbass players who don't know the meaning of real teamwork and/or don't listen to suggestions really **** me off too.
      ...and that's why.

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        #4
        Re: Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

        Just last night I was playing Persona 4. The Secret Lab dungeon.

        After three hours I figured, "I'm doing really well, but I guess it's time to call it a day. I'll teleport back when I get to the next floor of the dungeon - then I can start from there next time."

        "But I can take care of one more shadow before I'm done."

        Of all things, it had to be an encounter with two Fierce Cyclopses.

        They each cast Megidola on my party.



        I straight up just started singing "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
        Last edited by Kefka Jr.; 08-04-2009, 09:06 AM.

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          #5
          Re: Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

          Originally posted by Gloom
          It's not the PSPs fault you suck. :V
          NOTHING IS EVER FRUSTRATINGLY DESIGNED, EVERYTHING IS A TESTIMENT TO YOUR PERSONAL WORTH

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            #6
            Re: Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

            Soul Calibur 3...

            UGHHHH

            Opponents that knew everything you were going to do before you did it by reading the controller inputs.

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              #7
              Re: Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

              Soul Calibur 4: what an unbalanced circus of misery.
              Find a dog, honk it's nose. If you are bothered by this sentence. I guess you're just not cool enough for the noses.

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                Re: Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

                I slayed the Kushala Daora four times so I could get his armor. Short charge kicks ass. So I basically fought him 8 times. Maybe I'm just awesome.
                Last edited by Biggie; 08-05-2009, 01:22 AM.

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                  #9
                  Re: Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

                  Yes, because everything is either one extreme or the other.
                  Eat Smello.

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                    Re: Monster Hunter + PSP + Wall = RELIEF (AKA. GAMES THAT **** YOU OFF)

                    To stay on topic, I guess the only time in recent memory a game has gotten me in a fiery state of rage is Street Fighter 4. and I'm sure everyone can guess why. ]

                    I'm sure Seth was crafted for the soul purpose of stealing quarters from poor young japanese kids.

                    It wasn't enough for me to break my controller. But it basically ruined the game for me and I eventually sold it.
                    Last edited by Gloom; 08-05-2009, 12:41 PM. Reason: Sorry, champ. There was like a hundred F-bombs in the image.

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