...or, I should say, the truth about us.
See. My real name is I hate brussel sprouts. That is a fact. But Patrick also shares this mind with Funk.
Hi, this is Funk.
You all know Funk best. He's this crazy guy that Patrick doesn't fully understand but tolerates to the best of his ability. Patrick is kind of a hard-ass and doesn't know how to have fun. He blames that on Catholics. Funk doesn't believe in Catholics. Patrick is no longer a Catholic but Funk also doesn't believe in Patrick because he doesn't know that he's no longer Catholic. One day they might sit and work things out but for the time being they trade off this mind while the other one isn't looking.
This is the part where it gets a little bit more complicated.
Patrick and Funk have a third persona in here on lockdown because it would be bad for the world if he were to ever be released. This persona is known as "Hybalzider", but that may or may not be his real name. Hybalzider sees the world in demented flashes. For example, when he sees a 12 pc. knife set, he simultaneously sees twelve heads ripped from their bodies. Hybalzider needs to be kept away from this world. He hates you. He hates Funk. He hates Patrick. He hates himself. If he were ever to come to full realization, he would not stop. He just wouldn't. He would just...do things...until things could no longer be done.
BTW, I had a tuna sandwich for lunch!
To be continued.
See. My real name is I hate brussel sprouts. That is a fact. But Patrick also shares this mind with Funk.
Hi, this is Funk.
You all know Funk best. He's this crazy guy that Patrick doesn't fully understand but tolerates to the best of his ability. Patrick is kind of a hard-ass and doesn't know how to have fun. He blames that on Catholics. Funk doesn't believe in Catholics. Patrick is no longer a Catholic but Funk also doesn't believe in Patrick because he doesn't know that he's no longer Catholic. One day they might sit and work things out but for the time being they trade off this mind while the other one isn't looking.
This is the part where it gets a little bit more complicated.
Patrick and Funk have a third persona in here on lockdown because it would be bad for the world if he were to ever be released. This persona is known as "Hybalzider", but that may or may not be his real name. Hybalzider sees the world in demented flashes. For example, when he sees a 12 pc. knife set, he simultaneously sees twelve heads ripped from their bodies. Hybalzider needs to be kept away from this world. He hates you. He hates Funk. He hates Patrick. He hates himself. If he were ever to come to full realization, he would not stop. He just wouldn't. He would just...do things...until things could no longer be done.
BTW, I had a tuna sandwich for lunch!
To be continued.
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