Guys we need to talk.

[Jamos]

This is kind of a serious subject so bear with me. Something horrible has happened at the pavilion that could change our very way of life. A plaque that has swept us by storm. I, of course, mean The Puns. If left unchecked it could become deadly... or probably just have someone break out in a horrible rash. I will not rest until I find a cure, but until then it is best to lie down and refrain from making any puns. It will be difficult as The Puns makes it almost impossible not to make statements like "I guess she likes it ruff." Please for your sake and the people around you. The more of these statements are made the more the plague spreads. Think of the children.

[Toaster]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

Let's not be so rash. The only plague that exists is the disease of the pun being far too contagious. I realize that I was partly responsible for spreading the disease, but let's quarantine this virus before it truly becomes an epidemic. The cure of pun begins with you, so let us inject the vaccine and get our treatment underway.

[gray]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

i'm going to assume by this topic that you're actually in favor of them, given the usual effect of such topics

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

A plaque

[Tintenfisch]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

Just call me....The PUNisher.

[Kire]

Re: Guys we need to talk.



EDIT: I wasn't really expecting it to be turned into an emote, but thanks! Will come in handy for all them celebrity deaths.

[Duel]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

The puns were my gig! MY GIG!

[Alzar]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

One time I entered a local paper's pun contest. I sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[Kire]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

...looks like your gig...

(puts on shades)

...has just been cancelled...(walks off)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[The_Real_Crunk]

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[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

This is kind of a serious subject so bear with me. Something horrible has happened at the pavilion that could change our very way of life. A plague that has swept us by storm. I, of course, mean The Poon. If left unchecked it could become deadly... or probably just have someone break out in a horrible rash. I will not rest until I find a cure, but until then it is best to lie down and refrain from getting any poon. It will be difficult as The Poon makes it almost impossible not to make statements like "I guess she likes it ruff." Please for your sake and the people around you. The more of these statements are made the more the plague spreads. Think of the children.

fixed

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

I've found the problem, the missing link!

[Funk]

Re: Guys we need to talk.

I least you didn't post an adult link.



You never know when parents might be lurking and trying to protect their children.

[Dallas Alvis II]

Crunk beat me to it, damn you.