Death by Chocolate

[Wavelength]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8141612.stm

Summary: Factory worker dies after falling into a vat of chocolate.

As sad as it is to lose a life so nonsensically, I'm sure you guys will have some hilarious quips so I'm posting it anyhow.

[Kire]

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What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

[The_Real_Crunk]

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[Wavelength]

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You made this topic just so you could use that title.

To be more accurate it was death by mechanized industrial stirring paddle.

No, I made this topic for the funny responses it would get. "Death by Chocolate" was a clever aftertaste. I mean afterthought.

[Hipparchus]

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It was a bittersweet death.

But seriously though, that would be the most horrible way to die ever. I'll explain:

1. Boiling hot thick liquid all over you. It would feel like you were on fire.
2. Hot liquid you can't breathe. It would be boiling, and liquid. You can't breathe it and when you do you choke slowly and burn inside.
3. Razor sharp mixing tools would cut you into shreds.

And all this boiling, choking, and tearing of your body is happening slowly. Poor guy. You couldn't even bury the remains because your body is deeply nestled in thick chocolate, in many pieces.
I hope they don't try to use this chocolate. it reminds me of the scene in the 2005 Wonka movie where Augustus fell into the chocolate river:
Wonka: You see, we use the chocolate waterfalls to make many chocolate bars and then sell them all over the world.
Augustus' Mom: Are you going to make my boy into many chocolate bars and sell them all over the world?
Wonka: We would never sell that. Who would buy Augustus flavored chocolate? Ew.
Augustus' Mom:

[Kire]

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It was a bittersweet death.

sorry I'll stop, but it makes me giggle.

[Hipparchus]

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It's so true!

It was a bittersweet death.

[Duel]

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Am I Choco-late to the pun party?

[John Mora]

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What a dark story.

[Tintenfisch]

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The sweet release of death.

[Armored]

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The pun topic only worked once. IMO The only way you could continue it is by turning a super serious topic about someone with a terminal illness into one as a parody of the original. Also I think parodying Duel was a part of it and that can't really be done twice either. Even though someone died, its still a pretty lighthearted topic that doesn't distinguish itself from the original. Or maybe I'm a desensitized asshole.

What I'm trying to say is don't be Perversion.

[Hipparchus]

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The chocolate tasted heavenly.

[Riotsword]

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[Hipparchus]

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It looks like chocolate is bad for you.

[Llednik]

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The chocolate was only 120 F.

So what happens to all that wasted chocolate?