All you guys spending money out the wazoo on the newest games, the newest machines, the fastest computers-
I'm better than you.
I have less games, less systems, less computing speed. I'm about 5 years behind on technology.
You guys empty your wallets on every piece of crap that comes out, as soon as it comes out, because you believe the hype. You want to be up their with your friends, experiencing the same things they are, at the same time. Every new $60 game that comes out that you want, you buy immediately.
You bought your systems because you believed it would work out, despite everything bad they said about them. You bought them because there was one, single, shiny game out of piles of crap that you wanted to play.
I'm totally better than you.
I sit back, I relax. A new game coming out? Neato.
I'll just wait until it's a bargain. Why? Because by then not only is it cheaper, by then I'll know for sure, thanks to you guys, whether or not I should even touch it.
I get to enjoy the classics of the generation, while you guys have to sift through the ****wads for me. And I'm saving money.
So I just want to say, thanks guys. Thanks for wasting your money for me. I appreciate it.
yes, i'm totally jealous that you guys have more money than I do.
I'm better than you.
I have less games, less systems, less computing speed. I'm about 5 years behind on technology.
You guys empty your wallets on every piece of crap that comes out, as soon as it comes out, because you believe the hype. You want to be up their with your friends, experiencing the same things they are, at the same time. Every new $60 game that comes out that you want, you buy immediately.
You bought your systems because you believed it would work out, despite everything bad they said about them. You bought them because there was one, single, shiny game out of piles of crap that you wanted to play.
I'm totally better than you.
I sit back, I relax. A new game coming out? Neato.
I'll just wait until it's a bargain. Why? Because by then not only is it cheaper, by then I'll know for sure, thanks to you guys, whether or not I should even touch it.
I get to enjoy the classics of the generation, while you guys have to sift through the ****wads for me. And I'm saving money.
So I just want to say, thanks guys. Thanks for wasting your money for me. I appreciate it.
yes, i'm totally jealous that you guys have more money than I do.









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