Worst moments in your life.

[Toaster]

Taking a shot of Karkov Vodka, choking because it tastes so terrible, and washing it down with what you think is water but is only more Karkov Vodka inside of a water bottle.



Having to drive myself to the hospital because I couldn't stop throwing up, only to be told sit tight in the waiting room where some dude is covering his face in a bloody towel. After throwing up again another 2 times while waiting, I decided to leave and try my luck elsewhere. I threw up once more in the car (I tried to pull over and get it outside, I failed miserably) and again when I got to the new hospital. There wasn't a wait. They stuck me with an IV to re-hydrate me and after approximately 4 hours of feeling like absolute **** I finally was able to find some solace.

[Shard]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Having my arm straightened.

After breaking my right radius and ulna for the second time in a year (same place), my arm had an unsettling U-bend in it. So I was laid on my back, the fingers of my right hand were slid into a metal mesh, and a strap was fastened to my upper arm. The doc cranked down on the strap, stretching out my arm, and then hit my arm with the heel of his hand to pop them back into place. I was 13 and my dad was holding down my legs (250lbs) at the time. When I bucked, I lifted him off his feet.

[josh]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

hope you didn't get any on your super expensive jeans.

[Toaster]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Crunk's posts in the playground picture spam thread. All of them.

[Denmo]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

that's what caused you to vomit all the way to the hospital?

[Toaster]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Nah, that was either the stomach flu or food poisoning.

Crunk's images gave me a inverse ***** so hard that it ****ing punctured my bladder. I'm going to be ******* blood for weeks.

[DK]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Crunk's images are hilarious }:3

[American Hero]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Car wreck
I survived

[josh]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

the worst moment of my life involves meeting the girl I was dating and in love with's new boyfriend. all in all my life rules.

[Nixon]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Anytime I've had to watch something die.

Coughing a hole through my lung.

Being betrayed.

[Denmo]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Worst moment?

I make a lot of careless mistakes. You've seen them. Only this time there was nothing to save my ass afterwards. And it was a terrible, terrible mistake. One of those mistakes you can't repair or be forgiven for. The second after it happened I knew. Worst moment.

[Wavelength]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Bush's re-election, 2004.

[Translucid]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

mortified? parents finding my porn.
losing something I love? our pet samoyed dying suddenly.
in pain? I had a kidney stone.

other than that and girlfriend issues, life's been peachy.

OH WAIT, I was locked in my bathroom at my old apartment. The part of the knob that goes into the wall was completely jammed. Spent 3 hours jerking the handle back and forth, screaming at the top of my lungs, slamming my fist against the wall in an effort for somebody to hear me, unscrewing the door knob, and looking at the living room clock through the hole I had made when I had finally unscrewed the doorknob using a small pair of scissors. I didn't bust the door down because I didn't want to lose our deposit. My roommate finally came home, and slipped me some blankets under the door.

In the morning, we got in contact with maintenance, where they sent a guy. The assistant maintenance lady came because she heard "a guy was trapped in the bathroom" and immediately thought I was a 500 pound guy stuck on the toilet or something. In the end, I had spent 10 hours on the floor in my bathroom, wearing just boxers.

The end.

[Lausen]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Worst moment was when I cut my achilles tendon. Not for the pain, but what the doc told me. There's no words to explain how far my heart sunk when he told me I had 50% chance of never walking again. Now it's my strong leg.

[Duel]

Re: Worst moments in your life.

Gave myself a haircut.