Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

[Funk]

They're really dumb and smelly, and I need suggestions as to where they can be avoided. Thanks in advance.

[Ms. Porkchop]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

Halifax, NS.

[Nixon]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

Michigan has redneck hicks???

[Kire]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

Chicago burbs aren't so bad...I'd offer you a room if I had one. :-/

[John Mora]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

Charge him rent for your lap.

[American Hero]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

WHAT HAPPENED?

[The Toecutter]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

You could always move to the hood.

[Alzar]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

your choices are:

west coast
northeast

[Sejon]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

France.

[orius]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

your choices are:

west coast
northeast

Just West Coast, likely. I live in the Northeast, and there's plenty of rednecks around.

The big problem is, if you move to a community that has absolutely 0% redneck, it's likely to be someplace loaded down with a bunch of tree-hugging hippy liberals. I'm not sure which would annoy me worse.

[Perversion]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

If there is one subset of people in this country that I loathe more than any other, it would be white trash/trailer trash/rednecks. I dunno why...I just cannot stand them.



Wait, I do know why. They have bad taste in everything, tend to be a bit dim, and have their minds closed with a vicegrip.


More than anything, though, I'm probably just propping up my own ego so I can feel cultured and superior. Because I'm working at the same s***ty job as them.

[altoecko]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

Tons of em here in the South. Atlanta(the city, not the surrounding suburbs) has very few of them because no one here likes them. We more than make up for this in gangbanger idiots.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

Move to Canada, eh.

We have newfies, and very few rednecks in most places. Lots of hillbillys though.

[Denmo]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

Well, you'd have to give up Chik Fil A for one thing.

[Tintenfisch]

Re: Need to live somewhere without any backwater redneck hicks

The answer is simple. BAng! Zoom! To the moon.