Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

[Denmo]

So says Germany. http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...l?iid=tsmodule

I've had 3-4 bottles of this stuff. I must be an addict.

[Bon]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

Red Bull is DISGUSTING. God damn.

[Perversion]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

Amen, brother.

[Denmo]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

this is the Cola.

I actually like the stuff.

[Perversion]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

If I'm gonna drink an energy drink that sorta reminds me of Red Bull, I'm not gonna drink Red Bull. I'm gonna drink Monster Assault.

[Armored]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

Haha, awesome.

[Denmo]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

NO. DON'T YOU GET IT PEOPLE. IT'S JUST A COLA. THERE'S NO ENERGY ABOUT IT except the naturally occuring caffiene.

[Stormy]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

.13 micrograms? That is 130 nanograms, less than a millionth of a gram. Thats a lot of fuss over almost nothing.

[IRC]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

Is this the one they were actually going to call Cocaine a month or so back?

[Perversion]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

Erm....no. There already WAS an energy drink called Cocaine on the market, and they yanked it more than a year ago.

[highwind]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

Erm....no. There already WAS an energy drink called Cocaine on the market, and they yanked it more than a year ago.

I tried that and it was AWFUL.

It actually burned on the way down.

[salamander]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

I think all energy drinks are a conspiracy which is trying to see how slowly you can kill a human being.

[Perversion]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

Well, the main "energy" ingredient in energy drinks is Taurine, which is also found in almost every type of cat food. And cats have nine lives. So therefore, by that logic, your statement is patently false, salamander.

[Denmo]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

No wonder cats are the way they are

[Deeth Irteen]

Re: Red Bull Cola has trace amounts of Cocaine

Well, the main "energy" ingredient in energy drinks is Taurine, which is also found in almost every type of cat food. And cats have nine lives. So therefore, by that logic, your statement is patently false, salamander.

Correct. The conspiracy is also extended to trying to kill cats.