Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

[jvrlopez]

Wow, the power of influence and prestige-

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article...94617&GT1=6657

[Caciss]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

What a sore sport.

[Valkysas]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

water? ASSAULT? WATER?

[Translucid]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

Let it be known across the land: Tom Cruise will not be ****ed with. Especially with water.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

Cruise said: "Do you like thinking less of people, is that it?" The prankster tried to walk away but Cruise reached across the metal barrier, held his arm and said: "Don't run away. That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and you do that ... it's incredibly rude."

Thats right about where a dramatic matrix like fight should have broken out.

[Magus]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

Tom Cruise used to be exceedingly cool. I mean, just last summer he had Collateral out. Nary was a complaint to be heard.

What a difference a year can make.

edit: Maybe I should read articles first. THAT'S pretty cool what he said and did.

What he did on Oprah and in the streets and in every goddamn channel and tabloid now recently, is not cool.

TOM. PLEASE BE SINGLE AGAIN.

[DK]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

I want to jump on couches over you, Magus

[Riotsword]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

ASSAULT!? Please. Cruise should be thanking his lucky stars that it wasn't filled with, say, acid. It's just WATER. IT EVAPORATES.

[jvrlopez]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

This from the trivia section of War of the Worlds on IMBD.com-

While filming in a residential neighborhood in Howell, New Jersey, residents lined up for autographs. Tom Cruise said if anyone pushed or shoved or acted rudely he would stop immediately. One woman pushed her way through and Cruise stopped, just like he warned.

I just love this dude

[Valkysas]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

urine, semen, blood, hot grease, amniotic fluid, it could have been a lot worse. he really over-reacted.

[John Mora]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

Little known fact: If amniotic fluid ever touches Tom Cruise, Third Impact will happen.

[Magus]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

Dear god.

Some kind of international organization must be set up to prevent JUST that!

[Caciss]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

It probably already exists!

[Ryner]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

I'd get po'ed too. Not because I was mad, but just because it's such a lame, lame prank. I mean, squirting microphone? Sheesh. Why not a whoopee cushion? Or those buzzing handshake thingies?

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: Men may be charged with assault after squirting Tom Cruise with water

Would have been funnier to tazer him.