I remember browsing this area of the site when I first joined to kind of scope out the members, etc.
I recently looked back, and it seems like most of the info got changed into jokes - either that, or I ignored them the first time.
For instance:
Anyhoo, I just wanted to commend whoever wrote these. They're pretty funny.
I recently looked back, and it seems like most of the info got changed into jokes - either that, or I ignored them the first time.
For instance:
Very little is known about the one called Porkchop. The country where she grew up burned to the ground under mysterious circumstances when she was 11. Taken in by a nomadic tribe of Hasidic Rabbis, she eventually grew into a deep understanding of their ways and customs.
One tragic night, when she was 18 years old, her tribe was wiped out in an attack by the North American Pig Consortium(NAPC). Swearing eternal vengance, she infiltrated pork capital of the world, Canada, and quietly lies in wait for her chance to bring the infernal pig machine to its knees.
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One tragic night, when she was 18 years old, her tribe was wiped out in an attack by the North American Pig Consortium(NAPC). Swearing eternal vengance, she infiltrated pork capital of the world, Canada, and quietly lies in wait for her chance to bring the infernal pig machine to its knees.
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