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    I just got a check from Bank of America...

    ...because they tried to scam me on my old savings account and I called them out on it.

    I'd closed a savings account I had with them back in January (interest rates suck, maintenance fees about, etc.). Last week, I checked my online statement and found that someone decided to re-open it this month without my permission and retroactively charge me a horde of fees because I'd no cash in it (minimum balance for the account is $300). I called to complain, and they reversed the charges but still haven't re-closed the account.

    Turns out I'd still $0.03 left in there when I closed it. Despite my joking with the representative that I wasn't really hard up for three pennies, he said they BoA was legally obligated to mail me the excess. The stamp to mail it to me costs 40 cents, not to mention the cost of the envelope, the paper the check is printed on, the ink to print it, etc...

    I'm thinking of cashing it in just for kicks. I need to think up something to say when I approach the teller.
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    #2
    Re: I just got a check from Bank of America...

    Act like getting those three pennies is the most important thing in your life.

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      #3
      Re: I just got a check from Bank of America...

      Originally posted by John Mora View Post
      Act like getting those three pennies is the most important thing in your life.
      I must agree with this.

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        #4
        Re: I just got a check from Bank of America...

        Say you're an atomic fireball addict.

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          #5
          Re: I just got a check from Bank of America...

          I'd frame it.

          It's just too stupid not to.

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            #6
            Re: I just got a check from Bank of America...

            I agree with mora. put on a big act when you cash it. hand on chest breathing deeply, fanning yourself occasionally with your hand, scream when they hand you the pennies. also, don't forget to thank jesus and baby Jesus.

            basically, act like the people that get the publisher's clearing house checks.
            Last edited by Valkysas; 05-05-2009, 06:41 PM.



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              #7
              Re: I just got a check from Bank of America...

              And make sure to get it on tape for us.

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                #8
                Re: I just got a check from Bank of America...

                Laminate it and then try to cash it.
                Eat Smello.

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                  #9
                  Re: I just got a check from Bank of America...

                  Ask for big bills.
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                    #10
                    Re: I just got a check from Bank of America...

                    ask for it in their largest denomination. or ask for a certain year stamp on the coin. "can i have an '86 a '93 and a '79"

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