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Deeth Irteen
04-30-2009, 10:03 AM
I recently (by which I mean FINALLY) got around to playing KH2. It was my 1st playthrough, and things usually went fine. but there're a few boss fights that had me cursing the day away.

The 3 boss fights were: the dragon-thing in the land of dragons (I don't remember the name, but you know the one: Big, flying, blu, ugly yellow mouth, etc.), Xaldin in beast's castle, and Genie Jafar. Each of these 3 fights had reaction command requirements that infuriated me.

Dragon Heartless: Apparently, I had to step onto a whirlwind press :triangle , then press :triangle again to jump up onto the beast's back. The problem? The boss had a tendency to MOVE OUT OF THE WAY EVERY 7 OUT OF 8 ATTEMPTS. To make matters worse, the boss felt like routenly summoning walls that closed in on my party while it stood outside, waited for the walls to stop, and nuked my party with a big nasty blast.
Eventually, I was able to kill the boss. It only took me 3 tries :shakefist .

Xaldin: Okay, so I just have to hit :triangle , then press :x to jump onto Xaldin and slash away. Easy, right? WRONG! Xaldin seems to know he's in a video game, so he jumps around kicking my party's ass nonstop for at least 15 seconds. To make matters worse, sometimes he jumps beyond reach of the platform and hits my party with a blash I absolutely CANNOT dodge or defend against. For every second I damaged Xaldin, there were about 10 seconds of ass-whooping for me. If it weren't for the fact that MP recharges automatically and my Cura spell was able to heal all 3 party members, I wouldn't have defeated Xaldin I would've had to resort to insane level grinding.

Genie Jafar: I've saved the worst for last. This Boss fight was the most painful so far. No Drives, no Summons, no Limits, and no Party Members. I had to fly around on a stupid carpet which took a while to get the hang of. Oh, and let's not forget the fact that Jafar likes to unleash a hell of a lot of fireballs and other attacks on you! I tried I don't know how many times to take this guy. At one point, I thought I was winning, but wouldn't you know it, Jafar started this big annoying sequence in which he stands (or floats) beyond your reach, creating this big black void around the area and tossing various debree at me. I got so aggravated at one point that I had to resort to GameFaqs. GAMEFAQS, PEOPLE!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EMBARRASING IT IS TO HAVE TO GO TO GAMEFAQS ON YOUR FIRST PLAYTHROUGH?! I would've marveled at the boss fight's design...If it weren't for the ass-whooping I received.

So yeah, Spuare-Enix? I have something I want to show you.... :middlefinger

marcus
04-30-2009, 11:39 AM
kingdom hearts was a nice novel idea with terrible controls.

kingdom hearts 2 is post-2000 square dickery. MORE BELTS MORE ZIPPERS MORE CONVOLUTED STORYLINES FOR YOU TO SPECULATE OVER

Big Rick Cook
04-30-2009, 12:25 PM
I think I Game Over'd once on this game. Thank God I didn't pay for it, because it's about the poorest excuse for a game with its budget I can think of.

Also, it sucks.

And Nerd God sucks, too. Everybody sucks.

John Mora
04-30-2009, 12:52 PM
I just want to know why these games take so long to make when so little thought was put into them.

Deeth Irteen
04-30-2009, 12:56 PM
And Nerd God sucks, too. Everybody sucks.

That means You suck, too :p

And for the record, typing really fast often results in a typo. I know perfectly well how to spell debris.

Jamos
04-30-2009, 02:33 PM
Xladin I can kind of understand because the Organization XIII guys are cheap bastards... but the others... uuum, you are not suppose to push the controller's buttons with your mind. You have to actual touch the controller.

Lausen
04-30-2009, 02:35 PM
I want to watch you fight Sephiroth. If you had trouble beating them you'd be slaughtered.

Jamos
04-30-2009, 02:42 PM
I just love that the only extra boss in the game is Sephiroth and that he gives you the strongest weapon in the game... now that you beat the most difficult boss in the game you no longer need it. Games really should make it so that the best weapon comes from the 2nd hardest boss. Because the hardest boss is the one you need it for. You don't need it for the final boss because he is a pushover.

Funk
04-30-2009, 03:26 PM
I hate Kingdom Hearts AND Kingdom Hearts 2.

It's been a while since I've had an opporunity to say that, too.

Perversion
04-30-2009, 05:59 PM
Never having played Kingdom Hearts or Wind Waker, I'm just curious what's worse...the gummy ship or whatever in KH or the endless sailing in WW.

marcus
04-30-2009, 06:18 PM
Never having played Kingdom Hearts or Wind Waker, I'm just curious what's worse...the gummy ship or whatever in KH or the endless sailing in WW.

The sailing.

Customizing your ship in KH was one of the redeeming factors. There was actually some depth to it and peopel came up with some pretty cool designs.

Kefka Jr.
04-30-2009, 06:57 PM
Damn, I nearly forgot Tron was in this game.
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SirTMagus
04-30-2009, 07:09 PM
Gummi Ship sucks.

Kingdom Hearts sucks.


:V

The_Real_Crunk
04-30-2009, 07:10 PM
The first game was pretty cool just for the nostalgia bomb that it was.

Karim
04-30-2009, 07:16 PM
I liked the first one for the nostalgia also! I remember pretty much the only reason I bought it was to visit Halloween town but ending up pleasantly surprised.

The second one though, ugh; it just amplified all the bad design choices in the first. (Why is does every planet you visit consist of THREE ROOMS???)

Goufunaki
05-02-2009, 02:04 AM
Loved the first. The second was just a waste of time.


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Biggie
05-02-2009, 03:18 AM
**** you guys.

I liked sailing.

LunarWingCloud
05-03-2009, 08:44 PM
I thought KH2 was a great game. I don't see any problem with it. Maybe my copy is nice to me.

Deeth Irteen
05-04-2009, 10:31 AM
I would like to say something.......I HATE ANTI-FORM! HATE HATE HATE! DON'T BE FOOLED INTO THINKING IT DOES ANY GOOD! YOU LOSE KEYBLADES, YOU LOSE MAGIC, YOU LOSE A CHANCE IN HELL!!!! I CAN'T STAND THAT ACCURSED "DRIVE FORM" POPPING UP WHENEVER I ACTIVATE MASTER FORM AFTER USING MY BADASS VALOR FORM! IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK COOL! THAT's NOT A FORM, IT"S SQUARE ENIX PUNISHING ME FOR USING MY DRIVE FORMS!!!!!!


RASSA FRASSSA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

*head blows up with anger*
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SirTMagus
05-04-2009, 08:25 PM
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Biggie
05-04-2009, 09:16 PM
My seven year old sister has almost beaten this game no problem.

Sivart
05-04-2009, 09:20 PM
It only gets difficult when you play on the hardest difficulty. Kind of.

Zeroth
05-05-2009, 01:33 AM
I'm offened by this topic.

LunarWingCloud
05-05-2009, 02:07 AM
Well, if you played it when it was new you were like thirteen.

Thirteen year olds don't know anything.

I played this recently as well. It's still a great game to me. Only problem is anti-form popping up at the worst times, like tough bosses.

Jamos
05-05-2009, 03:34 AM
The game is shallow and dare I say... heartless. The story is outrageous, the combat is more of the same except now with a :triangle being occasionally pushed, little to nothing to do outside of the main quest, uum did I already say that there is nothing to do? In short, the game is for nobodies. :3

LunarWingCloud
05-05-2009, 03:41 AM
The story is outrageous? Try playing any other Square game, there ain't much difference. Just more zippers because Square decided okay, let's make eveyone in these games look like a ***.

On the note of everything else, I can't say much to disagree, or everyone would jump me like they always do. I'll just let you have your opinion and say nothing. :D

Perversion
05-05-2009, 03:46 AM
Squeenix and Disney...a match made IN HELL.

LunarWingCloud
05-05-2009, 03:48 AM
Disney itself is hell, what else is new?

Biggie
05-05-2009, 06:18 AM
I think the Kingdom Hearts games are decent, and certainly have their charm.

But it's definately one of those games like Final Fantasy VII, etc, where the hardcore fans definitely turn it off to everyone.

And the story is meant to be taken lightly, and is embarrassing at times.

Try explaining the game to a chick who wonders why it's in your collection.

"You travel through all these different disney worlds, fighting with a key.... And you play as Sora... who is voiced by Haley Joel Osment... And fight along side donald duck, mickey mouse, and winnie the pooh..."

yeeeeaaaaaahhh

:highwind

SirTMagus
05-05-2009, 06:56 AM
Try explaining anything to a chick who wonders why she's talking to you.


:mora

Deeth Irteen
05-05-2009, 09:12 AM
*returns from the hospital*

I've decided to say to hell with the main story and am now goofing around with the gummi ship stuff.

Red Dragon
05-05-2009, 05:53 PM
Kingdom Hearts? More like KINGDOM FARTS

M I RITE?!?!

Duel
05-05-2009, 06:50 PM
Big feet

LunarWingCloud
05-05-2009, 07:03 PM
*returns from the hospital*

I've decided to say to hell with the main story and am now goofing around with the gummi ship stuff.

The gummi system was a lot of fun.

Deeth Irteen
05-10-2009, 03:22 PM
I made the mistake of trying to defeat sephiroth. When I started the fight, an instant later, Sora was dead. I was like: "What the hell just happened?!"