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    Kingdom Hearts 2 is making me ANGRY!!!!

    I recently (by which I mean FINALLY) got around to playing KH2. It was my 1st playthrough, and things usually went fine. but there're a few boss fights that had me cursing the day away.

    The 3 boss fights were: the dragon-thing in the land of dragons (I don't remember the name, but you know the one: Big, flying, blu, ugly yellow mouth, etc.), Xaldin in beast's castle, and Genie Jafar. Each of these 3 fights had reaction command requirements that infuriated me.

    Dragon Heartless: Apparently, I had to step onto a whirlwind press , then press again to jump up onto the beast's back. The problem? The boss had a tendency to MOVE OUT OF THE WAY EVERY 7 OUT OF 8 ATTEMPTS. To make matters worse, the boss felt like routenly summoning walls that closed in on my party while it stood outside, waited for the walls to stop, and nuked my party with a big nasty blast.
    Eventually, I was able to kill the boss. It only took me 3 tries .

    Xaldin: Okay, so I just have to hit , then press to jump onto Xaldin and slash away. Easy, right? WRONG! Xaldin seems to know he's in a video game, so he jumps around kicking my party's ass nonstop for at least 15 seconds. To make matters worse, sometimes he jumps beyond reach of the platform and hits my party with a blash I absolutely CANNOT dodge or defend against. For every second I damaged Xaldin, there were about 10 seconds of ass-whooping for me. If it weren't for the fact that MP recharges automatically and my Cura spell was able to heal all 3 party members, I wouldn't have defeated Xaldin I would've had to resort to insane level grinding.

    Genie Jafar: I've saved the worst for last. This Boss fight was the most painful so far. No Drives, no Summons, no Limits, and no Party Members. I had to fly around on a stupid carpet which took a while to get the hang of. Oh, and let's not forget the fact that Jafar likes to unleash a hell of a lot of fireballs and other attacks on you! I tried I don't know how many times to take this guy. At one point, I thought I was winning, but wouldn't you know it, Jafar started this big annoying sequence in which he stands (or floats) beyond your reach, creating this big black void around the area and tossing various debree at me. I got so aggravated at one point that I had to resort to GameFaqs. GAMEFAQS, PEOPLE!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EMBARRASING IT IS TO HAVE TO GO TO GAMEFAQS ON YOUR FIRST PLAYTHROUGH?! I would've marveled at the boss fight's design...If it weren't for the ass-whooping I received.

    So yeah, Spuare-Enix? I have something I want to show you.... :middlefinger
    Last edited by Deeth Irteen; 04-30-2009, 09:32 AM.


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    kingdom hearts was a nice novel idea with terrible controls.

    kingdom hearts 2 is post-2000 square dickery. MORE BELTS MORE ZIPPERS MORE CONVOLUTED STORYLINES FOR YOU TO SPECULATE OVER

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      #3
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      I think I Game Over'd once on this game. Thank God I didn't pay for it, because it's about the poorest excuse for a game with its budget I can think of.

      Also, it sucks.

      And Nerd God sucks, too. Everybody sucks.
      "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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        I just want to know why these games take so long to make when so little thought was put into them.

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          Originally posted by Irish Daigle View Post
          And Nerd God sucks, too. Everybody sucks.
          That means You suck, too

          And for the record, typing really fast often results in a typo. I know perfectly well how to spell debris.


          "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
          -Walt Disney

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            Xladin I can kind of understand because the Organization XIII guys are cheap bastards... but the others... uuum, you are not suppose to push the controller's buttons with your mind. You have to actual touch the controller.
            Last edited by Jamos; 04-30-2009, 01:33 PM.
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              #7
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              I want to watch you fight Sephiroth. If you had trouble beating them you'd be slaughtered.

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                I just love that the only extra boss in the game is Sephiroth and that he gives you the strongest weapon in the game... now that you beat the most difficult boss in the game you no longer need it. Games really should make it so that the best weapon comes from the 2nd hardest boss. Because the hardest boss is the one you need it for. You don't need it for the final boss because he is a pushover.
                Last edited by Jamos; 04-30-2009, 01:43 PM.
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                  #9
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                  I hate Kingdom Hearts AND Kingdom Hearts 2.

                  It's been a while since I've had an opporunity to say that, too.
                  Lil' Bean is here!

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                    #10
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                    Never having played Kingdom Hearts or Wind Waker, I'm just curious what's worse...the gummy ship or whatever in KH or the endless sailing in WW.

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                      Originally posted by Some Somebody View Post
                      Never having played Kingdom Hearts or Wind Waker, I'm just curious what's worse...the gummy ship or whatever in KH or the endless sailing in WW.
                      The sailing.

                      Customizing your ship in KH was one of the redeeming factors. There was actually some depth to it and peopel came up with some pretty cool designs.

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                        Damn, I nearly forgot Tron was in this game.
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                          #13
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                          Gummi Ship sucks.

                          Kingdom Hearts sucks.


                          :V

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                            #14
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                            The first game was pretty cool just for the nostalgia bomb that it was.

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                              #15
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                              I liked the first one for the nostalgia also! I remember pretty much the only reason I bought it was to visit Halloween town but ending up pleasantly surprised.

                              The second one though, ugh; it just amplified all the bad design choices in the first. (Why is does every planet you visit consist of THREE ROOMS???)

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