Tango and Cash is the best movie I've ever seen

[Caciss]

[American Hero]

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[Tintenfisch]

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Somebody hasn't seen The wrestler yet then!

[Magus]

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dammit, my b(rea)st friend was just raving about this.

[Caciss]

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Made in 89, it's the perfect accumulation of the 80's action movie.

[Chrono]

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Better then Roadhouse?

[Caciss]

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Probably!

Sylvester Stallone calls Rambo a ***** and then a shoots an oil tanker to discover it's being used to smuggle cocaine.

During the trial Stallone says they need to pay one of the guys on the stand a visit later. Kurt Russel says he'll bring the chainsaw. Stallone says he'll bring the beer.

Kurt Russel shoves a grenade down one of the guys pants and then kicks him down a flight of stairs into an explosion.

Russel has a gunboot!!!

Here's my friends reasons to watch this movie:

In the first ten minutes, the film features:
People flying through windshields.
A bigass cocaine bust.
Sylvester Stallone calling Rambo a *****.
Sylvester Stallone asking cops if they want to get high.
Gratuitous nudity.
KURT RUSSELL DOING ANYTHING.
Boots that have guns in them.
Kurt Russell complaining about being shot, because his shirt cost 9 bucks.


Now, if that wasn't enough balls to the walls awesomeness, the rest of the film has:
A REAAAAALLY sweaty asian guy.
Burning paper, flying around a prison.
Cash: When we get out of here, remind to rip Jumbo here's jaw off.
Tango: With a tow truck.
Kurt Russell and Sylvester Stallone, in the shower, making penis jokes.
Cash: I'll bring the chainsaw.
Tango: I'll bring the beer.
The man with the biggest jaw in the history of the world.
The man with the worst English (possibly Australian) accent ever.
A really big black guy farting.
Clint Howard being tied up using his own Slinky.
A super daring prison escape
Kurt Russell's bizarre theory on how electrocution works.
A guy with a dragon tattoo on his back, shaving in an auto shop.
Sylvester Stallone shoving a grenade down a man's pants.
Kurt Russell shoving a grenade down a man's pants.
Kurt Russell in drag.
A policemen hitting on Kurt Russel in drag. (But who could blame him?)
The Big Bad's master plan to fool Tango and Cash was a house of mirrors. WTF?

And most importantly:

HIGH FIVE FREEZE FRAME ENDING!

[John Mora]

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A really big black guy farting.

SOLD

[Caciss]

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This topic has now changed one life.

Will it change YOURS?

[DK]

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Oh my god.

That....JAW.

[Kire]

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fubar. bigtime.

[Stormy]

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Don't forget the impossibly huge and complicated SUV that was built by the LAPD. Because in the land of Tango and Cash, the LAPD has a billion dollar R&D department.

My God that movie rules...

[Caciss]

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Oh my god.

That....JAW.

So you took my advice?

[The Toecutter]

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The only thing this movie is missing is zombies.