Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Am I the only person who cant ****ing stand dance clubs. Musics too goddamned loud. Too many ****ing people. 99% of those people are douche bags. WAAAAY over priced watered down drinks. I paid $5 for a rum/gingerale, TWICE. ETC, ETC. I dont dance. And when people try to show me how to dance, they just throw their hands in the air and convulse. Maybe its just cause its white suburban kids always trying to show me how to dance, I dunno. Hip jerkasses everywhere, pushing there way around just to walk 2 feet in front of them. I cant stand it.

The place I was invited to tonight had the ****tiest techno/punk band Ive ever heard playing live, and I ****ing left within 15 minutes. I was ready to start stabbing people.

Throw me into a nice quiet bar though, with some old fart rock and roll on the jukebox, crusty old smokers playing pool, with some people to sit around and get drunk talking to, and Im right at home.

Also people keep saying "Oh we're going to the bar, wanna come?", and Im all "BAR? Yes please!", and then it turns out to them a bar is another crappy dance club with a lineup of 20 people with people pushing up to the front of the line "LOL WE'RE VIPS. WE KNOW THE OWNER. MAYBE YOU LOSERS SHOULD MAKE BETTER FRIENDS AND YOU COULD GET IN LIKE US!"

I hate clubs. They make me want to kill people. I like bars though. Bars are nice. Rant over.

[Denmo]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

Not just you. I hate them too.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

I did accidently spill some of one of my drinks on a girl my buddy started dancing with and introduced me to. I thought it was funny as hell.

I couldnt hear a thing anybody is saying the music was so ****ign loud, so I lean over to listen to whatever her name was, and like a quarter of my drink splatters on the floor and onto her leg, and shes gets all "OOHHHHH MY GOD!" I just chuckled and walked away.

[AbstractOrigin]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

You're not alone on this.

I've semi-recently turned 21 and I don't find those places appealing.

I don't find alcohol or dancing appealing so those could be
major factors in why I don't like them.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

I've never been to a club or a bar but I don't think I would like either. Luckily, I also have no friends to invite me to such places.

[Perversion]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

Clubs, as in places that serve alcohol while you listen to a DJ play probably s***ty music, no, I'm not a fan.

Clubs, as in, smallish concert venues, yes, I'm down with those. Smallest place I've seen a show was maybe 400-500 capacity, if that. I used to go to Metro in the city all the time...capacity 1100. Bigger shows, yeah it did get crowded, but it was not so bad for me...I was used to it at that point.

[Adrian Foley]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

Dude, swing dancing clubs are fantastic.

We usually go to the Wabasha Street Caves - used to be a speakeasy built into the caves. Pretty snazzy if you're not into that thumping grinding ****.

[Nixon]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

Throw me into a nice quiet bar though, with some old fart rock and roll on the jukebox, crusty old smokers playing pool, with some people to sit around and get drunk talking to, and Im right at home.

That sounds pretty nice. There was a bar that was sorta like that down the street from me (it had more college kids than crusty old people), but they closed.

Clubs annoy the hell out of me. Small venues are different. It depends on the show and the place.

[Red Dragon]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

We don't have any clubs around here, we used to like 6-10 years ago. I think we got a couple pubs though.


I wouldn't really know though, could care less about getting drunk and where to get drunk.

[Bon]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

This has been a segment of Crunk's "Grind My Gears."

He's right, though. Clubs are overrated. My sister and cousin like to go them all the time (they're females, and the clubs usually cater to them) on the weekends. Me? I stay at home.

[Funk]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

I've been to a bar a few times.

I avoid the drinks but love playing darts.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

I used to lived on campus here at Emerson College, and right smack in the middle of the two dormitories is the awful ****ing bar/club called Gypsy. It's the worst thing I've ever seen.

Groups of people with the shortest skirts and the greasiest hair coming in droves - you can smell the rich and the stupid on them from across the street. They take the ****ing limo to this place. It's the highlight of their ****ing week. And there are so many of them. And it's not a wide street, so going between dorm and dorm meant passing by these dopes and suffering jeers and cat calls. The place just takes the class out of the whole area. There's the historic Boston Commons, the still Public Gardens, the fabled Cutler-Majestic Theater, and... the Gypsy.

And not too long ago, they issued an official complaint about Emerson students leaning on the windows and standing in the way of deliveries when smoking between glasses. Well, the school has yet to issue a counter-complaint about drunken sex fiends stumbling into the dorm's lobby to use the ATM, screaming and getting into fights.

Before we graduate, my friends and I plan on getting as drunk as physically possible, watching Dragon Ball Evolutions to fuel our rage, and then visiting the Gypsy and screaming and dancing violently until we are thrown out.

FUN FACT: A scene from The Game Plan was filmed at the same club. I was on the same block as The Rock and I didn't even know it.

I haven't been to a lot of clubs, but I find the the best way to cope with ever-encroaching repugnance of the situation is to just act like an asshole. Respond to all conversation with non sequitirs and dance in ways contrary to the music and the movement of all those around you.

[Tintenfisch]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

I don't like clubs either. They upset my stomach. Besides we're all social rejects anyway.

[Goufunaki]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

My cousins love going to clubs. Only reason i go with them is to drink, other than that I ignore everything else.

I prefer smaller, quieter places where I can actually relax.

[Magus]

Re: Dear friends, stop inviting me to clubs. They all suck ass. Thanks.

Dear friends