This isnt your typical "game collection" topic.
I want to hear about what makes your game collection retarded. have you ever knew a game you were buying was absolutely terrible, but bought it anyways? do you have a stack of never-played games going back to the 32 bit era?
tell everyone about such things here.
my first bit of retardedness is this:
Everyone knows I'm an outspoken critic of Bethesda. it's hard not to be. they have some of the worst programmers and animators in the business. it took them until 2008 to be able to render believable human faces. they have no idea how people move, or emote. their understanding and implementation of physics is put to shame by kindergartners. ask a 5 year old what happens when a man gets shot, he'll tell you the man falls. shoot someone in a bethesda game, and they could crumple up, and spin off into the sky like they were picked up by an invisible tornado. and then become stuck in the sky. so you have to shoot them down. newton would be facepalming so hard.
So look what I did.

Yeah.
(I did not pay money for the PS3 version of Fallout 3. but I do own it)
I want to hear about what makes your game collection retarded. have you ever knew a game you were buying was absolutely terrible, but bought it anyways? do you have a stack of never-played games going back to the 32 bit era?
tell everyone about such things here.
my first bit of retardedness is this:
Everyone knows I'm an outspoken critic of Bethesda. it's hard not to be. they have some of the worst programmers and animators in the business. it took them until 2008 to be able to render believable human faces. they have no idea how people move, or emote. their understanding and implementation of physics is put to shame by kindergartners. ask a 5 year old what happens when a man gets shot, he'll tell you the man falls. shoot someone in a bethesda game, and they could crumple up, and spin off into the sky like they were picked up by an invisible tornado. and then become stuck in the sky. so you have to shoot them down. newton would be facepalming so hard.
So look what I did.

Yeah.
(I did not pay money for the PS3 version of Fallout 3. but I do own it)







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