Here's something to try. Pick a game in the series. Write a paragraph that absolutely praises the game. Next, write another paragraph that makes the game look like absolute garbage. I'll start with FF1:
Paragraph 1:
Of all the games in the Final Fantasy series, none have reached the fame of Final Fantasy 1! The game's 24 main characters (4 Warriors, 4 Thieves, 4 Black Belts, 4 Red Mages, 4 White Mages, and 4 Black Mages) were given no background whatsoever, allowing countless fans to create their own backstory! Also of mention is Garland, a villain who not only has the most famous quote iin the entire series ("I, Garland, will knock you all down"), but is the first villain to attain true godhood (suck it, Kefka and Sephiroth!). From the mysterious race called the Lefein, to the four Elemental fiends, never has an RPG captured the experience that FF1 does!
Paragraph 2:
Ugh, Final Fantasy 1. This game sucks the most in the entire series. The main characters are lifeless robots, Crappy engrish abound, an idiot reference to the legend of Zelda, and the worst villain in history. C'mon, "I Garland, will knock you all down"?! What kind of villain says that?! ANd don't even get me started on the 4 elemental fiends! The elemental fiend of fire's name is KARY!Ooooooooh, scary. NOT! How this turd on a cartridge started one of the biggest franchises in recent history I'll never know. But it probably involved the coming of the Antichrist.
Paragraph 1:
Of all the games in the Final Fantasy series, none have reached the fame of Final Fantasy 1! The game's 24 main characters (4 Warriors, 4 Thieves, 4 Black Belts, 4 Red Mages, 4 White Mages, and 4 Black Mages) were given no background whatsoever, allowing countless fans to create their own backstory! Also of mention is Garland, a villain who not only has the most famous quote iin the entire series ("I, Garland, will knock you all down"), but is the first villain to attain true godhood (suck it, Kefka and Sephiroth!). From the mysterious race called the Lefein, to the four Elemental fiends, never has an RPG captured the experience that FF1 does!
Paragraph 2:
Ugh, Final Fantasy 1. This game sucks the most in the entire series. The main characters are lifeless robots, Crappy engrish abound, an idiot reference to the legend of Zelda, and the worst villain in history. C'mon, "I Garland, will knock you all down"?! What kind of villain says that?! ANd don't even get me started on the 4 elemental fiends! The elemental fiend of fire's name is KARY!Ooooooooh, scary. NOT! How this turd on a cartridge started one of the biggest franchises in recent history I'll never know. But it probably involved the coming of the Antichrist.



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