Omegle

[Tintenfisch]

You talk to random people. Post your best dialogue


zyvline bane: You: Nerp!
Stranger: Heey
You: What's crackin
Stranger: runescape
You: more like Crapscape
You: AM I RIGHT
Stranger: your probaly a ****ing wow player
You: never touched the game
Stranger: Sad
Stranger: agh it hurts when you punch me in the balls and stretch my scrotum! ah GOD ahh!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: Hey
You: sup
Stranger: hows it going?
You: goin pretty good
You: listening to Live
Stranger: asl?
You: 400/neither/4th dimension
Stranger: no ****ing way
Stranger: me to
You: this is a great day
You: now neither of us will be virgins
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Magus]

Re: Omegle

Stranger: tha treligion is seriously corrosive to society
Stranger: it's getting in the way of rationality and even the sane progression of humankind
You: c'mon, man. Obama's in the White House. =P
Stranger: stemcell research, abortions, gay rights
You: everything will be okay! lol
Stranger: haha there's only so much he can do...
Stranger: and really, religion is the biggest cause of the problem
Stranger: it's a responsibility of people to crack down
Stranger: it's not funny anymore to believe that crap
Stranger: grr
Stranger: and from an emotional standpoint
Stranger: it buggs me to think that other people and most importnatnly people i care about are willing to deceive themselves or devote their lives to the stuff
Stranger: i dont want them to live a lie so to speak
You: hmmm
You: i guess i agree. I think in this universe where so much is possible and so much left unexplained there is no simple answer.
Stranger: yeah religion's not even a logical answer
Stranger: it works if you're a caveman and want closure on the meaning of life
Stranger: but honestly
Stranger: let science do it's think
Stranger: thing*

[Eso Teric]

Re: Omegle

Take a note from 4chan, and go to the thing just like this, but it's 'Talk with a Mormon'. That's right, they have a website!

Tons more entertaining, not for them though.

[Deeth Irteen]

Re: Omegle

I'm so confused........O_o

[Eso Teric]

Re: Omegle

I'm so confused........O_o

As you were, soldier.

[Magus]

Re: Omegle

As you were, soldier.

[Eso Teric]

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[American Hero]

Re: Omegle

[Eso Teric]

Re: Omegle

Magus wishes a girl would look a him like that.

[Tintenfisch]

Re: Omegle

Less weinering more chatting.

Stranger: tell me a secret!
You: I never went to catholic school
Stranger: me either!
You: well the secrets out
You: now it's no longer a secret
You: I am ashamed
You: and in my culture
You: we remedy shame
Stranger: =[
You: with sepuku
Stranger: do it
You have disconnected.

[American Hero]

Re: Omegle

Stranger: awesome!
You: so, I've had a pretty hard day so far
Stranger: i wont give you pity, you can be the hottest girl in the world
Stranger: im from germany btw
You: Yeah, well I'm from America
You: so, um, I think this site is pretty damn cool
Stranger: yup its nice
You: Pouvez-vous lire cette sentence ?
Stranger: oui
Stranger: je suis intelligente
Stranger:
Stranger: are you a beautiful chick
You: I have a penis padro
Stranger: feels good huh
You have disconnected.

So I opened a online translator to attempt to speak German, but it was set on French...
Also, I am enjoying this topic and the site it is about, it's full of funny.

EDIT: Here's another.

You: hello
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: how's it going?
You: well, I've had a long day and it's not close to over
You: you?
Stranger: has it atleast been good?
Stranger: i'm doing allright
You: Yes, it;s been good
Stranger: sweetness
You: yep
You: faites vous parlez le français
Stranger: haha nope sorry, i'm Icelandic
Stranger: are you french?
You: No, I open online translators to seem intellegent and cultured
Stranger: hahah phew, i though i was the only one
You: well your not
Stranger: that's a load of my mind
You: mine too actually
You have disconnected.

[Red Dragon]

Re: Omegle

Stranger: Twilight fan?
You: Only if it's in a garbage can
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^Always good times.

Stranger: Hello.
You: You like ham?
You: I like ham.
Stranger: Yea I do.
You: Ham is good
Stranger: =D
You: Ham is made out of rainbows and slaghtered pigs
You: And It causes me to not type very well.
You: MMMMM Ham.
Stranger: Haha ur kinda funny.
You: "Funny" is what my therapist told me I was.
Stranger: I like pineapples.
You: I hit people over the heads with pineapples.
You: Then they turn into midgets!
Stranger: W00t
You: It's quite fun times indeed.
Stranger: I like to change my point of view....
Stranger: I think you are weird
You: "Weird" is also what my therapist called me
You: Then I hit him over the head with a pineapple.
Stranger: the rapist
Stranger: ok not funny
You: So essentailly I shurnk the shirnk
Stranger: boohoo
Stranger: i'm a pineapple.
You: No Way!
You: I'm an Egg Salad Sandwich
Stranger: Gerard Way!
You: I go flop flop flop on the pop in the stop with the cop and the... uh...
You: FLOP!
Stranger: I believe i can fly until u prove me i cant.
You: I CAN fly!
You: With the power of imagination!
Stranger: =DDDDDDDDDD
You: And a 2000 ton airplane.
Stranger: sdfdsgfdgvdgfd
Stranger: beuh
Stranger: where u from btw?
You: In your house.
You: Stealing your milk.
Stranger: under my bed?
You: Check the kitchen.
Stranger: im scared
You: Oh! You got a pineapple.
Stranger: I AM A PINEAPPLE.
You: Let's see... Oh Ham!
Stranger: dont rape me.
You: Mmmmm...
You: I wonder what happens when I hit a pineapple with another pineapple.
Stranger: Uh.
Stranger: I think you hurt the pineapple.
Stranger: Pineapples dont like u.
You: Well, i'm about to find out, see you in five minutes.
You have disconnected.

Yeah, this was just strange. It went from funny to weird to creepy.

[Funk]

Re: Omegle

.

Yo
Sent at 1:49 PM on Tuesday
Wife: HELLO
What are you doing???
Sent at 1:52 PM on Tuesday
Wife: You are impossible to get a hold of.
Sent at 1:54 PM on Tuesday
me: still there?
Sent at 2:23 PM on Tuesday
me: i just used your toothbrush and put it back

[American Hero]

Re: Omegle

Here's a fun one, I enjoy this.

You: You hear about Bruce?
Stranger: Yeah Bruce.
Stranger: What's he done now?
You: They found him in the river this morning
Stranger: Oh for **** sake not again.
You: I think Joey and Sal got to him
Stranger: I told him those guys were wankers, why'd he hang around with them?
You: I don't know, drugs probably
You: those mugs are pushers
You: Me and Mugsy are gonna pay Sal a visit tonight, you in?
Stranger: Yeah, lets do it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AND

You: hi
Stranger: huy
You: how are you?
Stranger: how are you?
You: !
You: good
Stranger: i know you are russian
You: how?
You: is it my ascent?
Stranger: !
You: Yes, we russians do that alot
Stranger: **** yourself and safe your money
You: wat
Stranger: volt
You: k bye
You have disconnected.

[Caciss]

Re: Omegle

Stranger: hi

You: hello partner.

Stranger: yes nice meeting you

You: I'm from Texas, where Cowboys live and train robberies are our bigger

You: and coolest

You: crime.

Stranger: you are so special

You: where are you from!?

Stranger: china

You: Naw, I'm just another ol' blue collar folk.

You: China, that must be interesting!

Stranger: cool

Stranger: be sure

You: lots of bootleg stuff

You: the only thing I buy bootleg

You: is alcohol

Stranger: You have a bias

You: I am biased for moonshine.

Stranger: why don‘t you come to see china on your own

You: all I own is a horse

You: Id on't think you can ride a horse across water.

Stranger: D

You: well

You: this computer too

You: I mount it

You: on it's ass

Stranger: He can ride you

You: That makes no sense.

You: But maybe...

Stranger: you are a cowboy

Stranger: cool

You: Yes, of course!

Stranger: do you have a gun

Stranger: true man

You: they got robbed from me

You: all I have left

You: is my horse

You: and my computer

You: and a pair of pants

Stranger: D

Stranger: smart

You: Though I don't care for the pants.

You: What do you in chinatown?

Stranger: but you can have another image if you have the pants

You: what kind of image?

Stranger: cool，sexyand more

Stranger: i am in china ，real china

You: I do like cool, sexy, and more...

Stranger: we all like cowboys

You: I didn't know you guys were such big fans!

Stranger: so you are，maybe

You: I mean, we just do our job

You: movin' the cattle

You: shootin' the few native americans left

You: drinking around a campfire

You: that sort'a stuff

Stranger: the lives of cowboys are wonderful

Stranger: free

Stranger: You are talking about slang？？？

You: We love slang

You: use it all the time

Stranger: We also have dialects

Stranger: 56 sorts

You: A lot right?

You: 56!?

Stranger: beautiful

You: I can barely speak one

You: what do you do in China?

Stranger: Many of us also do not understand each other

Stranger: student in college

Stranger: So China is very attractive

You: I gotta say

You: the shape of your country

You: very appealing

Stranger: Please do not because a small number of people denied China

You: Denied China?

!!
This one is retarded, but I just went with the flow!

Stranger: Headshot!
You: Well, poop.
Stranger: No, a headshot
You: I'm a noob!
Stranger: not a poopshot..
Stranger: Im sure u are..
You: I prefer the poopshot
Stranger: A poopshot is for noobs..
You: A poopshot is for a player who appreciates his digestive track, you ingrate!
You: I've never been so insulted.
Stranger: Well too bad..
Stranger: And Im sure you have been more insulted..
Stranger: Like the time your teacher gave you an F
Stranger: For your bookreports..
You: way to make assumption!
You: I'm even more insulted
You: than I've ever been before
Stranger: and that time your grandma didn't give you money for helping her carry the grocery's
Stranger: I find that hard to believe..\
You: She did too!
You: I mean it was canadian
You: and therefore, useless
Stranger: You've had a really sheltered life then..
You: but money nonetheless!
Stranger: And your point is?
You: My point is my Grandma is a heartless wretch.
Stranger: You are more insulted by the fact that poopshots is for noobs then your grandma givin you canadian money?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Goody
You: My insult meter is all out of whack.
Stranger: I've noticed that
You: I'll get it fixed someday
Stranger: How 'bout repairing it?
You: but too busy making poopshots
Stranger: Im sure a plumber can fix that problem
You: don't trust them!
You: they're very insulting
Stranger: Yeh, I've never trusted Mario either
You: He told me his name was Pedro...
Stranger: Its his middle name..
You: Mario Pedro Burpstein?
Stranger: No, Bros
Stranger: Mario Pedro Bros
You: Oh, right
You: Last names that start with B
Stranger: Indeed..
You: always get me confused
Stranger: Luigi is much more confusing
You: I molested by a man
You: named Burpstein
You: you see
Stranger: I see
Stranger: Got video footage?
You: I molested a man
You: not molested by a man
You: when I was a boy
You: I couldn't afford a camera at such a young age!
Stranger: That doesn't sound too prope
Stranger: proper*
Stranger: Maybe you should wash..
You: Well, I wasn't raised that way
You: my Mom just said
Stranger: Why the hell did you molest a man in the first place?
You: "Go out there are ****in' get out of my way"
You: that's how I was woken up every morning
You: she wasn't very good at speaking english
Stranger: That sounds nice..
Stranger: I've noticed that, is she mexican?
You: Well, Burpstein approached me
You: about his Church
Stranger: Did he live in a van down by the river?
You: no
You: a van parked in a Church parking lot
Stranger: Oow, thats better
Stranger: Contineu..
You: well
You: he said he wanted me to come and hear the choir practice
Stranger: Intresting..
Stranger: Did you go? ;O
You: I said, sure
Stranger: Wow..
Stranger: Brass balls..
You: under one condition
You: I had him bend his head down
Stranger: Icecream in exchange?
You: so I could tell it to him in his ear
You: and then I clubbed him over the head
You: with this old tire iron
Stranger: With a weapon?
You: I carried with me everywhere
Stranger: Good for you..
Stranger: Beats the hell out of a knife..
You: I dragged him into some bushes
Stranger: Litteraly
You: I beat plenty of knives
Stranger: Was there a birds nest in there?
You: let me tell you
You: no
Stranger: Im listening..
You: but their were some squirrels
Stranger: Damn them birds..
Stranger: Cool..
You: they watched
You: then I molested him
Stranger: Did they run?
You: the standard way
You: nothing fancy
Stranger: Whats the standard way..
Stranger: Im new to this see?
You: ball grope
You: finger insertion
Stranger: Draw me a picture please..
You: maybe spit on their face
Stranger: Im still oblivious..
You: I don't own
You: drawing tools
Stranger: Thats too bad..
You: a shame, really.
Stranger: Didnt Burpstein have any?
You: was too busy groping his testicles
You: to find out
Stranger: Maybe you could steal em from him.. In exchange for the free molestation..
Stranger: Thats a shame..
You: he's dead now
You: that was near 50 years ago
Stranger: Wow..
You: or 5
You: I forget
Stranger: So.. How old are you?
Stranger: Did you attent his funeral?
You: 26
You: heavens no
Stranger: How do you know he's not in heaven?
You: a feeling
You: in my gut
You: and my butt
Stranger: Was he a bad bad boy?
You: he was a man
You: not a boy
You: but I gotta run, stranger
Stranger: The feeling in your butt is probably a unfinished poopshot though..
You: was nice talking to you
Stranger: Likewise
Stranger: I learned alot about molesting people
Stranger: thanks..
You: keep poopshotting
You: and headshotting
Stranger: So, a tire iron, right?
You: right.
Stranger: Awesome.
Stranger: Thanks..
You: say hi to Pedro for me
You have disconnected.