Because Family Guy said...

[Denmo]

Because Family Guy said "Jesus hates homosexuals,"

Parents got angry.

Because parents got angry,

They looked for someone to blame.

Because they looked for someone to blame,

They looked at Family Guy's sponsors.

Because PepsiCo is a sponsor of Family Guy,

Parents got angry at PepsiCo.

Because they got angry,

Parents sent angry chain letters saying, "Pepsi hates Jesus."

Because they sent angry chain letters,

My mom got one.

Because she got one,

She sent me one.

So now my inbox says, "Pepsi hates Jesus"




This happens at least once a week...

[American Hero]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

That is a lovely poem. And an interesting story.

[Kire]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

Pepsi hates Jesus, Coca-Cola hates Muhammad.

[Translucid]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

Red Diamond Sweet Tea hates everyone indiscriminately.

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

I love Pepsi. Does that mean that I hate Jesus by proxy?

[Red Dragon]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

That's because Jesus is a coke man.

[josh]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

my mom sent me an e-mail comparing Barack Obama to Fidel Castro. I'm not an Obama fan by any means, but come on.

[highwind]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

your moms are dumb

[Funk]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

Moms are an interesting breed.

[highwind]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

Moms are an interesting breed.

YOU SHOULD KNOW

[Riotsword]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

We should get a headcount of people here who get stupid and useless forwarded e-mails from their mothers.

[Funk]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

YOU SHOULD KNOW

Momma no!

[IRC]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

Dr. Pepper is the one true soda. And you can trust me because I'm a doctor.

[Duel]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

Jesus loves Mr. Pibb!

[Perversion]

Re: Because Family Guy said...

Green River is the elixer that cures all that ails you.


And you can trust me, because I'm NOT a doctor, but I play one on TV.