I seriously just woke up after having this nightmare.
Redneck Nuclear Armageddon
When Nick, an up and coming advertising exec falls down on his luck he turns to his old high school friend Matt Hause for a place to stay. Nick ends up staying in one of the rooms at matt's house along with a group of other people who act strangley hostile to nick and treat him badly. As Nick tries to uncover why he's getting the cold shoulder from his new housemates he stumbles upon their secret plan to hijack a nuclear missile from the government and launch it into the middle east. When Matt vouches for Nick and he finds himself becoming more and more involved with the group, helping them break into a nuclear facility for the necessary plutonium and transporting an old decommissioned rocket into their secret launch facility in the city sewers, he must decide whose side he's on and whether he's actually willing to go along with this crazy plan, or more importantly, if such a wild idea will actually work. When he discovers he's falling in love with one of his beautiful yet very southern co-conspirators his decisions is made all the more difficult. Will there be mushroom clouds over Baghdad? Or will Nick betray one of his former teammates on the only Jarrell high school football team to ever go three rounds deep in the Class 2A state playoffs, twice.
Casting
Nick - Brad Pitt (or Me)
Matt Hause - Larry the Cable Guy
Beautiful Co-conspirator - Some chick with big breasts like that redhead from Mad Men)
Deranged Former General who delivers them the missile - Jeff Foxworthy
Dimwitted American president - Bill Engvall
Saddam Husein - Ron White
The casting thing is mostly just a joke, I don't think I could put Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, or Bill Engvall in the same movie, but the real life guy I went to high school is very reminiscent of Larry the Cable guy and he would probably not be that bad of a casting match. The tone of the movie would be play it straight as an action-thriller. Something that takes it seriously but also is kinda campy because it doesn't have a strong budget, Sixth Day or Deja Vu spring immediately to mind.. Also I have the strangest feeling that I've had this had this dream before, multiple times.
Redneck Nuclear Armageddon
When Nick, an up and coming advertising exec falls down on his luck he turns to his old high school friend Matt Hause for a place to stay. Nick ends up staying in one of the rooms at matt's house along with a group of other people who act strangley hostile to nick and treat him badly. As Nick tries to uncover why he's getting the cold shoulder from his new housemates he stumbles upon their secret plan to hijack a nuclear missile from the government and launch it into the middle east. When Matt vouches for Nick and he finds himself becoming more and more involved with the group, helping them break into a nuclear facility for the necessary plutonium and transporting an old decommissioned rocket into their secret launch facility in the city sewers, he must decide whose side he's on and whether he's actually willing to go along with this crazy plan, or more importantly, if such a wild idea will actually work. When he discovers he's falling in love with one of his beautiful yet very southern co-conspirators his decisions is made all the more difficult. Will there be mushroom clouds over Baghdad? Or will Nick betray one of his former teammates on the only Jarrell high school football team to ever go three rounds deep in the Class 2A state playoffs, twice.
Casting
Nick - Brad Pitt (or Me)
Matt Hause - Larry the Cable Guy
Beautiful Co-conspirator - Some chick with big breasts like that redhead from Mad Men)
Deranged Former General who delivers them the missile - Jeff Foxworthy
Dimwitted American president - Bill Engvall
Saddam Husein - Ron White
The casting thing is mostly just a joke, I don't think I could put Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, or Bill Engvall in the same movie, but the real life guy I went to high school is very reminiscent of Larry the Cable guy and he would probably not be that bad of a casting match. The tone of the movie would be play it straight as an action-thriller. Something that takes it seriously but also is kinda campy because it doesn't have a strong budget, Sixth Day or Deja Vu spring immediately to mind.. Also I have the strangest feeling that I've had this had this dream before, multiple times.
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