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    The weight of my conscience is too great a burden...



    As I bit into another deliciously juicy and tender chicken breast pillowed between two perfectly toasted pieces of bleached flour bread, I suddenly recalled my previous encounter and a tremendous guilt overcame me.

    Funk, I lied.

    I don't like pickles.



    I throw them away every time.

    I hope you can forgive me.
    ...and that's why.

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      #3
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      You can ask for them without pickles, so that you don't get any pickle juice on your sandwich.

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        #4
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        "No pickles" is not part of God's plan.
        Last edited by Funk; 03-23-2009, 08:10 PM.
        Lil' Bean is here!

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          Originally posted by John Mora View Post
          You can ask for them without pickles, so that you don't get any pickle juice on your sandwich.
          I like the pickle juice just fine. And no I can't, because the sandwiches are pre-made for students to pick up.

          "No pickles" is not part of God's plan.
          The fires of hell are close indeed.
          ...and that's why.

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            #6
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            In hell they serve those knock-off Southern Style Chicken Sandwiches that McDonald's "makes". In heaven, all Chick-fil-A, all the time.
            Lil' Bean is here!

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              #7
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              If I repent by downing 10 pickle slices and drinking 3 Chik-fil-A milkshakes, will my salvation from this horrible damnation of cheap fake meat be realized?
              ...and that's why.

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                #8
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                It can't hurt your chances.
                Lil' Bean is here!

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                  #9
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                  I hate pickles.

                  They make me gag. What kind of god would allow that?
                  http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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                    #10
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                    A righteous one.
                    Lil' Bean is here!

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                      #11
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                      Do not question your Funk.
                      ...and that's why.

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                        #12
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                        I renounce my faith!
                        http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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                          #13
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                          Get back here! I don't exclude anyone! God may have forced pickles upon humanity, but I give you the gift of TRUE free will! If you do not want pickles, pickles you shant! Live! LIVE! LIVE FREE!
                          Lil' Bean is here!

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                            #14
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                            I don't like pickles, either. No big deal.

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                              #15
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                              Pickles, are delicious.

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