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    Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

    Well, not 100% homemade. I opened a can of diced tomatoes with green chiles, drained a bit of the juice, added onion salt, garlic powder, crushed red peppers, some habaņero and jalapeņo hot sauce (Patti LaBelle brand...heh), a few squirts of lime juice (from one of those plastic RealLemon things, but lime instead of lemon), and a whole jalapeņo I cut up.


    Then I put some Tostidos Hint of Lime tortilla chips on a plate, put some shredded Mexican cheese and sliced jalapeņos from a jar on top, and put the plate in the oven for about 5 minutes.


    It was a taste sensation, let me tell you! Only took about 10 minutes, tops to make everything. Try it yourself at home, kiddies!


    Only thing missing was some cilantro and possibly fresh diced onion. Didn't have either on hand, unfortunately.

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    Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

    You. Sir. Are making me SALIVATE.

    I remember eating three habaneros in a hot tub in high school. I think it provided immunity for my digestive system for ten years. I believe those ten years are nearly expired, and that a similiar experience is in dire need of recreation.
    Lil' Bean is here!

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      #3
      Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

      I really like cheese, what do you call salsa with cheese?
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        #4
        Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

        Salsa con queso.


        Is this a trick question?

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          #5
          Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

          What do you call Mexico without Mexicans?
          Lil' Bean is here!

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            #6
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            Spain.
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              #7
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              The opposite of America?

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                #8
                Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

                Originally posted by American Hero View Post
                Spain.
                Not exactly. Mexicans are Spanish-Americans.
                Last edited by Funk; 03-18-2009, 12:18 AM.
                Lil' Bean is here!

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                  #9
                  Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

                  Just sitting here eating Del Taco

                  Screenshot Let's Plays

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                    #10
                    Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

                    What do you call Mexico without Mexicans?
                    The Inca Empire?
                    Last edited by American Hero; 03-18-2009, 12:25 AM.
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                      #11
                      Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

                      All that work and you could've made nachos instead. Tsk.

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                        #12
                        Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

                        Nachos typically go with salsa, retard.

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                          #13
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                          Incas occupied modern day Peru and Chile, not Mexico. You're thinking either Mayans or Aztecs.

                          I've never made homemade salsa, but I buy the refrigerated salsa in the market. Usually decent, but the organic kinds are even better.

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                            #14
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                            Yeah, I can never keep them straight.
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                              #15
                              Re: Homemade mother****ing salsa FTW!

                              Originally posted by The_Real_Crunk View Post
                              Nachos typically go with salsa, retard.
                              Why would you have salsa if you had nachos?

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