Reasons why I love America:
1. You only have to be moderately smart to be smarter than 95% of the population. Yay!
2. Booze! ON EVERY CORNER! And you can drink to your heart's content and still be in that upper 5% intellect tier. AWESOME!
3. You don't have to discipline your children. Hell, we CAN'T discipline them anyway!
4. So many ways to communicate, yet you don't even know your own neighbor anymore. Cell phones are such a great way to distance ourselves from the inconvenience of geographical adjacency.
5. The American Dream is available to everyone, because glass ceilings are a thing of the past and you can always open up another credit card.
6. It's always someone else's problem, so don't worry about it!
7. Females under the age of 18. How did they know that getting dumber makes them even HOTTER? Pure genius.
8. Since Al Gore invented the Internet we can let the rest of the world know how much better and awesomer we are. Now EVERY American can be in a random foreigner's face. Not that they're worthy of how sweet we are.
9. We have the most variety of rap available on the planet. FO SHIZZLE.
10. FREEDOM, BABY, YEAH!
1. You only have to be moderately smart to be smarter than 95% of the population. Yay!
2. Booze! ON EVERY CORNER! And you can drink to your heart's content and still be in that upper 5% intellect tier. AWESOME!
3. You don't have to discipline your children. Hell, we CAN'T discipline them anyway!
4. So many ways to communicate, yet you don't even know your own neighbor anymore. Cell phones are such a great way to distance ourselves from the inconvenience of geographical adjacency.
5. The American Dream is available to everyone, because glass ceilings are a thing of the past and you can always open up another credit card.
6. It's always someone else's problem, so don't worry about it!
7. Females under the age of 18. How did they know that getting dumber makes them even HOTTER? Pure genius.
8. Since Al Gore invented the Internet we can let the rest of the world know how much better and awesomer we are. Now EVERY American can be in a random foreigner's face. Not that they're worthy of how sweet we are.
9. We have the most variety of rap available on the planet. FO SHIZZLE.
10. FREEDOM, BABY, YEAH!
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