BZ and Loki are trendwhores.
BZ: I hate you dad Tidus said to the giant purple ape monster as poorly translated metal blared in the background
Loki: "I always respected you son," the monkey replied "even though I teased you and called you worthless your whole life now kill me."
BZ: his sword swung downwards like a giant surfboard and suddenly it WAS a giant surfboard and the three active party members rode it as they killed the aeons they had spent so many hours levelling
Loki: Soon the excitement wore off as each time an aeon killed them Yu-yevo brought them back to life. "Why is it doing this?" asked Yuna stiflingly a yawn. "Don't ask me," said Tidus, "I'm just a dream.
BZ: "I love you Tidus" Yuna said as she fell through him later. He smiled as he fell off the stadium and hi-fived his dad on the way down. "I don't hate you since I overdrove you dad" he said as their eyes met
Loki: "I may have killed God," said Yuna as she addressed the Blitzball stadium "But let's work on making a world with a new god: love."
BZ: She took off her robe and wizard hat and underneath was a Tomb Raider costume "I am the new bombshell" she said as she smiled at her lesbian bodyguard and watched her cousin change into a seductive yellow bikini "From now on the tone of my adventures will be lighter"
BZ: I hate you dad Tidus said to the giant purple ape monster as poorly translated metal blared in the background
Loki: "I always respected you son," the monkey replied "even though I teased you and called you worthless your whole life now kill me."
BZ: his sword swung downwards like a giant surfboard and suddenly it WAS a giant surfboard and the three active party members rode it as they killed the aeons they had spent so many hours levelling
Loki: Soon the excitement wore off as each time an aeon killed them Yu-yevo brought them back to life. "Why is it doing this?" asked Yuna stiflingly a yawn. "Don't ask me," said Tidus, "I'm just a dream.
BZ: "I love you Tidus" Yuna said as she fell through him later. He smiled as he fell off the stadium and hi-fived his dad on the way down. "I don't hate you since I overdrove you dad" he said as their eyes met
Loki: "I may have killed God," said Yuna as she addressed the Blitzball stadium "But let's work on making a world with a new god: love."
BZ: She took off her robe and wizard hat and underneath was a Tomb Raider costume "I am the new bombshell" she said as she smiled at her lesbian bodyguard and watched her cousin change into a seductive yellow bikini "From now on the tone of my adventures will be lighter"
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