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    #1

    HELLRAISER MARATHON! WOOOOO!

    Im going through all 8 movies. Ive seen 1-3 many times before over the years, but Ive never seen any past that.

    Its 2:30am, and just finished number 5. For being a straight to DVD movie, Hellraiser 5 is a really damn good movie. Like a Jacobs Ladder, Silent Hill detective story. It was great. Gotta love Chatterer.

    So far......

    1-classic horror awesomeness
    2-loved it
    3-boooooooooring
    4-story was all over the place, and majority of it sucked ass. PINHEAD IN SPAAACE~
    5-Kickass
    6-WORST MOVIE EVER
    7-TERRIBLE
    8-HORRIBLE

    C'mon, 6, 7, and 8! Please dont suuuuuuck!


    ~DURR IM MORA AND THIS PICTURE WAS TOO SCARY FOR CHILDREN TO SEE~
    Last edited by The_Real_Crunk; 03-04-2009, 08:16 PM. Reason: EDITED BY JOHN MORA
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    #2
    Re: HELLRAISER MARATHON! WOOOOO!

    1 was incredibly ****ty. Most of it isn't even about Pinhead.

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      #3
      Re: HELLRAISER MARATHON! WOOOOO!

      But its a classiiiiiiiiic~

      I love the first one.
      Last edited by The_Real_Crunk; 03-04-2009, 07:02 AM.

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        #4
        Re: HELLRAISER MARATHON! WOOOOO!

        I've only seen one Hellraiser, if you could count half of one move and half of another movie as one whole one.

        It was ehhhhhhh.
        ...and that's why.

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          #5
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          Actually the last couple movies didn't have much at all to do with Pinhead and the others. They were more focused on the main characters and their interactions with the cube.

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            #6
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            Finished 6. God damn. It was friggin' terrible. It had barely anything to do with the Hellraiser series. It was like the director had an extremely crappy story to tell but the only movie he would get to make was Hellraiser, and just made his ****ty dream movie and threw in a few bits of Pinhead and the box thing to pass it off.

            Id say so far 6 is the worst in the series. Now for 7!
            Last edited by The_Real_Crunk; 03-04-2009, 08:49 AM.

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              #7
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              I don't even think Pinhead had a name until some marketing guy was like "hey, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street have a bajillion sequels and this is the only monstrous humanoid that we can possibly market repeatedly MAKE IT HAPPEN."

              The first film was about how far someone would go to cover up the mistakes of their past all the way up to killing people for it.

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                #8
                8 Hellraisers?

                I truly did not know there were more than 3.
                Dang.
                My only reason for going to "scary" movies was having my date get squeamish to the point of needing comforting arms to protect her. Truly scary surprise moments usually got me a tight hug, and sometimes more.
                As far as storyline goes, Hellraiser 1,2 and 3 were pretty lame, especially in the special effects department.
                Even when they first came out.
                My rating system is based on what my greedy self got:
                HR #1 3 hugs and a cahoney squeeze
                HR #2 2 hugs and a great thank you kiss
                HR #3 countless hugs and a memorable evening

                If I had known there was a fourth one, I might have proposed during the flick just to get past second base.
                If it is worth doing it is worth overdoing.

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                  #9
                  Re: 8 Hellraisers?

                  Originally posted by trahcwolf View Post
                  I truly did not know there were more than 3.
                  Dang.
                  My only reason for going to "scary" movies was having my date get squeamish to the point of needing comforting arms to protect her. Truly scary surprise moments usually got me a tight hug, and sometimes more.
                  As far as storyline goes, Hellraiser 1,2 and 3 were pretty lame, especially in the special effects department.
                  Even when they first came out.
                  My rating system is based on what my greedy self got:
                  HR #1 3 hugs and a cahoney squeeze
                  HR #2 2 hugs and a great thank you kiss
                  HR #3 countless hugs and a memorable evening

                  If I had known there was a fourth one, I might have proposed during the flick just to get past second base.

                  Damn you, boy. Stop being so awesome.

                  Sivart: I'm a MAN.

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                    #10
                    stop being awesome?

                    Sorry.
                    I was not trying to be awesome
                    I was actually afraid I would get yelled at by
                    my victim, er, I mean, lovely date...
                    I hope Libby does not see this.
                    She might bring bolt cutters to our date, to snap my chain.

                    (I have a weakness for women who watch scary movies while in the fetal position, staring at their navels. They need such protection....snickers the wolf)
                    Last edited by trahcwolf; 03-04-2009, 06:48 PM.
                    If it is worth doing it is worth overdoing.

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                      #11
                      Re: HELLRAISER MARATHON! WOOOOO!

                      This is creepier than all the Hellraiser movies put together.

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                        #12
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                        I hope Libby does not see this.
                        She might bring bolt cutters to our date, to snap my chain.
                        Please tone it down a bit. I don't really think you know Libby well enough to talk like that, and I don't know if she'd be okay with it.

                        you're off to a pretty good start here, but be respectful of other members.

                        (I have a weakness for women who watch scary movies while in the fetal position, staring at their navels. They need such protection....snickers the wolf)
                        This, um... this is a family friendly forum. and this line here is creepy.
                        Last edited by Valkysas; 03-04-2009, 07:53 PM.



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                          #13
                          Re: stop being awesome?

                          Originally posted by trahcwolf View Post
                          Sorry.
                          I was not trying to be awesome
                          I was actually afraid I would get yelled at by
                          my victim, er, I mean, lovely date...
                          I hope Libby does not see this.
                          She might bring bolt cutters to our date, to snap my chain.

                          (I have a weakness for women who watch scary movies while in the fetal position, staring at their navels. They need such protection....snickers the wolf)
                          Looks like all your dates solved the puzzle.
                          Find a dog, honk it's nose. If you are bothered by this sentence. I guess you're just not cool enough for the noses.

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                            #14
                            Re: HELLRAISER MARATHON! WOOOOO!

                            Man, 7 and 8 really sucked ass too. Terrible, terrible movies. Only see 1, 2, 5, and maayyyyybe 3 if you want. Id avoid the rest like the plague.

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                              #15
                              Re: stop being awesome?

                              Originally posted by trahcwolf View Post

                              (I have a weakness for women who watch scary movies while in the fetal position, staring at their navels. They need such protection....snickers the wolf)

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