My Tortoise Needs A Name

[JLaCroix]

Yeah, I have a cute little Sulcata Tortoise, and I can't seem to find a name for him. We're pretty sure that he's a boy, but he's only a year old so it's hard to tell right now, so I was thinking of a unisex name. I'm having so much trouble coming up with a name because no name seems good enough. Here is a pic:

[Alzar]

Re: My Tortoise Needs A Name

he gonna get big

[JLaCroix]

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Over 150 lbs.

[Jamos]

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Tiny...?

[Perversion]

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Unisex name, eh? How about Pat?

[JLaCroix]

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It doesn't have to be unisex. Just an idea.

[Perversion]

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You could name your tortoise after songs by the Chicago post-rock band Tortoise. For example, Djed or Goriri.

[Valkysas]

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Koopa.

Thor.

Truck.

Lightning Thrasher.

Gravity Beetbood.

Tobor The Unbirther.

[josh]

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Sex Lexington or Max Power

[Tintenfisch]

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Action bastard.

COL. overdrive.

Thunderbolt the brave.

Mister turtle.

[Duel]

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Leonardo

[Stormy]

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Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise. lol, just kidding. Please don't name it one of those.

Michael, and if its a girl name it Michelle, or
Donnie, and if its a girl name it Donna, or
Leo, and if its a girl name it Lisa.

[The Toecutter]

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Kiwi.

I am surprised that no one has yet suggested this name.

[Red Dragon]

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Quicksilver

[Bon]

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Franklin

Aesop

Mason