So anywaya assignment in creative writing was to write & illustrate a twisted childrens story. This is my story XD Sorry theres no scans of my illustrations, my scanner is on the fritz.
"Lil' Pony's Trip to the glue factory"
Across the stream and down the lane there once was a horse farm.
On this farm there lived a little pony.
Little pony loved life and everything about it.
One day Lil' pony over heard "Big man" yelling at another horsey.
"That's the last race you'll ever lose!" He said rather cross. "You're taking a trip to the glue factory!"
Lil' Pony became curious. "The glue factory must be where horses go to get happy after they lose a race."
And so Lil' pony set out to find the glue factory, which just happened to be down the lane and across the stream.
"Thats weird." Said Lil' pony "Why is there a doggy factory next to the glue factory?" He wondered.
And so Lil' pony had found the glue factory, but it wasn't all he'd thought it would be. "This doesnt look very fun at all." He said.
"Maybe the fun stuff is inside." Lil' Pony said as he entered the factory.
The inside was no better than the outside.
Lil' pony was quickly picked up by a big claw and injected with a strange liquid. "Hey!" He cried. "Heyyy."
Lil' Pony 's hoofs were then cut off by a giant scissor. "Didn't know I needed my hoofs trimmed." He said "Guess they took too much off."
Lil' Pony's legs were then cut off but by then he had slipped away into a never ending sleep.
And so the next time you use glue or feed fido, think of Lil' Pony and thank him.
"Lil' Pony's Trip to the glue factory"
Across the stream and down the lane there once was a horse farm.
On this farm there lived a little pony.
Little pony loved life and everything about it.
One day Lil' pony over heard "Big man" yelling at another horsey.
"That's the last race you'll ever lose!" He said rather cross. "You're taking a trip to the glue factory!"
Lil' Pony became curious. "The glue factory must be where horses go to get happy after they lose a race."
And so Lil' pony set out to find the glue factory, which just happened to be down the lane and across the stream.
"Thats weird." Said Lil' pony "Why is there a doggy factory next to the glue factory?" He wondered.
And so Lil' pony had found the glue factory, but it wasn't all he'd thought it would be. "This doesnt look very fun at all." He said.
"Maybe the fun stuff is inside." Lil' Pony said as he entered the factory.
The inside was no better than the outside.
Lil' pony was quickly picked up by a big claw and injected with a strange liquid. "Hey!" He cried. "Heyyy."
Lil' Pony 's hoofs were then cut off by a giant scissor. "Didn't know I needed my hoofs trimmed." He said "Guess they took too much off."
Lil' Pony's legs were then cut off but by then he had slipped away into a never ending sleep.
And so the next time you use glue or feed fido, think of Lil' Pony and thank him.
That's pretty messed up. Now I want to see the pictures!
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