Fair thee well, Peppered Jerky

[Zeroth]

About two weeks ago, my brother bought me some Pepper Jerky. I ate a piece of it a day later, then stuck it back in the Fridge for another time. Well, turns out I forgot about it until about a week and a half later. I pulled the Peppered Jerky back out of the Fridge to examine it for mold, and to my horror, it was moldy. I wasn't man enough to eat it in that condition, so I threw it out. I love Peppered Jerky, too.

Your life is now complete since you read this.

[d2king10]

Re: Fair thee well, Peppered Jurky

I am starting to think you make a topic about every step of your life...

[Zeroth]

Re: Fair thee well, Peppered Jurky

I am starting to think you make a topic about every step of your life...

Did I tell you about the one where I go to the bathroom?

[Zeroth]

Re: Fair thee well, Peppered Jurky

Jerky.

Thanks for pointing that out. I guess I don't love it that much if I can't even spell its name right.

In a desperate attempt to somehow save this thread, do you like jerky, Man of Meat (a.k.a. Gloom)?

[Duel]

Re: Fair thee well, Peppered Jerky

I like Jack Link's.

[Tintenfisch]

Re: Fair thee well, Peppered Jurky

Did I tell you about the one where I go to the bathroom?

Holy ****, when?

[marcus]

Re: Fair thee well, Peppered Jerky

real men eat salted jerky.

the whole point of jerky is to preserve it for as long as possible.

month old jerky is like taffy just bite into it and chew it

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Fair thee well, Peppered Jerky

Also, don't put it in the ****ing fridge where moisture becomes an issue. Just store it in a cool dry place out of the sun. And if it's a large bag, press as much excess air out of it as you can before sealing it back up.

That excess air thing kinda goes for everything.

I don't know if I've ever used this before, but

[Eso Teric]

Re: Fair thee well, Peppered Jerky

Blah blah blah,

joke about salty meat,

blah.

[Funk]

Re: Fair thee well, Peppered Jerky

Once I touched myself, but don't worry: I put it back.