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    Parenthood: the video game

    This isn't a game so much as a goofy bit of coding.

    You play Wolfy Mcwolfawitz ( a werewolf guy), who has a wife named Janet (a female werewolf. this is obvious because she's wearing differently colored clothes :P). Wolfy and janet want to have babies, but they're having some trouble.
    The game takes place in the town of Wolfington (the only town in-game. No field map either). werewolves are differently colored from wolfy and janet. you need to raise a variable from 0 to 200 to have children. To do this, you either A) go talk to Janet to "do it" (You don't see anything, but the screen fades to black and the "naughty" sound effect plays) to raise the variable by 1, or B) fighting in the battle arena. each battle raises the variable by 20. but it you die, the variable goes down by 5. If you go above 200, the variable's reset to 200.
    Once the variable reaches 200, you "do it" with janet again, and 2 baby werewolves (the "puppy" character graphic" appear. You even get to name them! (they'll join the party, then the "enter character name" thing turns on, then they leave the party, standing next to janet).
    As an added joke, you can go to the wolfstore to buy healing items and "Wolfagra", which does nothing, but they're cheap (1 gold)


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    Re: Parenthood: the video game

    this would be a weird game in a perverse way. why not make it, should make for an interesting comedy if done right.

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      #3
      Re: Parenthood: the video game

      I see this as a very original idea.
      Screenshot Let's Plays

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        #4
        Re: Parenthood: the video game

        Wow... this is umm... interesting.
        I'm just gonna leave now and forget I ever looked at this.

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          #5
          Re: Parenthood: the video game

          Ummm... weird. I'm looking forward to it anyway, only because I'd like to see you actually release something.


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            #6
            Re: Parenthood: the video game

            It was either werewolves or the birdmen. but I didn't like the thought of chickens as babies.

            Also, this is just something I threw together. I can't think of an entire plot.


            "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
            -Walt Disney

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              #7
              Re: Parenthood: the video game

              *slowly backs away*

              But seriously, it could be interesting I suppose.

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                #8
                Re: Parenthood: the video game

                Huh, this is actually pretty quarky. Definatley going in an unpoineered direction...
                162, representing

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