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    Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

    'Vampyre' candidate accused of harassing teenager
    John Alfred Sharkey, 44, who calls himself the "The Impaler," was a fringe candidate for Minnesota governor in 2006 under the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans party banner.

    A summons was issued for him to be in court in August. He was charged with felony harassment and two misdemeanor counts, one alleging coercion with a threat to inflict bodily harm and the other coercion, a threat to expose a secret or disgrace.

    The criminal complaint says that in August 2007, a 16-year-old girl said she wrote a message of political support to Sharkey on his MySpace page. At the time, she said, he was a presidential candidate running as Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey.

    The girl told police they began dating online. She said she tried to end the online relationship but he refused to let her. She said that "in a desperate attempt" to get him to leave her alone, she e-mailed him that she was a member of an elite vampire hunter society and for the two of them to continue their relationship would put him in danger. She said that he called her cell phone and that she answered only after he sent her an e-mail threatening to call her family.

    The girl told police she felt she had to follow his demands and continue their relationship. She claimed he sent and made threatening and coercive e-mails and phone calls.

    The girl's father told police that he talked to Sharkey but that Sharkey continued to call the girl and write letters to her parents.

    The complaint said that on Aug. 28, a Rochester police sergeant called Sharkey, who said he was a 2008 presidential candidate and a vampire "who needs to drink human blood for strength." He referred to the Rochester girl as his wife and princess.

    According to court documents, Sharkey moved for a continuance of his arraignment because he had been injured during a professional wrestling match and was going to have knee surgery. The hearing was set for mid-September.
    Ladies, never date a vampyre. Even if he is running for president.
    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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    Re: Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

    After that Twilight crap, chicks totally dig vampires.

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      #3
      Re: Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

      Originally posted by €huck View Post
      'Vampyre' candidate accused of harassing teenager


      Ladies, never date a vampyre. Even if he is running for president.
      What if he runs for governor?

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        Re: Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

        ugh, so many idiots inhabit the world today. why cant they just live in reality? a vampire, seriously? good thing he didnt boink her else hed be facing greater charges then harassment! im surprised that wasnt the focus of the case instead. since they where "dating" online, youd think there would be tons of evidence to book him for something resulting from it? a 44 dating a 16 year old, pervert!

        twilight crap indeed, what are our poor childeren reading these days?

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          Re: Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

          Originally posted by Karr Lord of Chaos View Post
          ugh, so many idiots inhabit the world today. why cant they just live in reality? a vampire, seriously? good thing he didnt boink her else hed be facing greater charges then harassment! im surprised that wasnt the focus of the case instead. since they where "dating" online, youd think there would be tons of evidence to book him for something resulting from it? a 44 dating a 16 year old, pervert!

          twilight crap indeed, what are our poor childeren reading these days?
          Older men in a position of power automatically become sleazeballs.
          Last edited by Adrian Foley; 02-05-2009, 12:40 AM.

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            #6
            Re: Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

            poor children can't read, duuhhhhh
            ...and that's why.

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              Re: Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

              Originally posted by John Mora View Post
              What if he runs for governor?
              The criminal complaint says that in August 2007, a 16-year-old girl said she wrote a message of political support to Sharkey on his MySpace page. At the time, she said, he was a presidential candidate running as Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey.
              Reading is FUNdamental.
              Originally posted by Karr
              twilight crap indeed, what are our poor childeren reading these days?
              Luckily, they don't have to read. They can just wait for the movie.
              Last edited by DarkwingChuck; 02-05-2009, 01:08 AM.
              I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                #8
                Re: Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

                Why are those people misspelling "vampire"?

                I never trust anyone who replaces their vowels with the letter Y.

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                  #9
                  Re: Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

                  Originally posted by €huck View Post
                  Reading is FUNdamental.
                  d'ohhhhhhhhhhhh :3

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                    #10
                    Re: Did we learn nothing from Buffy?

                    Originally posted by Riotsword View Post
                    Why are those people misspelling "vampire"?

                    I never trust anyone who replaces their vowels with the letter Y.
                    Because then they're not losers who are pretending to be Dracula they're losers who read too much Anne Rice. True they're still a loser but it's always nice to be able to look down on other losers.

                    That's why I like having Toaster around. Because no matter what at least I'm not him.
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