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    Japan needs our help!

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...012204150.html

    The last thing that aging Japan can afford to lose is young people. Yet as the global economic crisis flattens demand for Japanese cars and electronic goods, thousands of youthful, foreign-born factory workers are getting fired, pulling their children out of school and flying back to where they came from.

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    A record 22 percent of the population is older than 65, compared with about 12 percent in the United States. If those trends continue, in 50 years, the population of 127 million will have shrunk by a third; in a century, by two-thirds.


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    A group of 80 politicians in the ruling Liberal Democratic Party said last summer that Japan needs to welcome 10 million immigrants over the next 50 years. It said the goal of government policy should not be just to "get" immigrants, but to "nurture" them and their families with language and vocational training, and to encourage them to become naturalized citizens of Japan.
    Pack your bags, JAPAN WANTS YOU.
    ...and that's why.

    #2
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    Looks like I'll have to brush up on my Japanese!

    Watashiwa hanbaga o tabimasu! Korewa nihongode nan to imasuka?

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      #3
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      I might move to Japan one day. I, too, am a pervert.
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        #4
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        Two of my friends have plans to move to Japan to puruse careers playing foreigners in their movies. They're planning on applying to JET, and they've already bought copies of My Japanese Coach.

        Man, how did this get to be such a huge problem? Maybe they just can't FIT that many people onto the island?

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          #5
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          It's like they stopped having babies altogether.
          Last edited by Denmo; 01-25-2009, 01:23 AM.
          ...and that's why.

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            #6
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            "I wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of
            every panda that wouldn't screw to save its
            species."


            A new study by Dr. Kunio Kitamura has revealed that more than one third of all couples in Japan have effectively given up on sex, with most complaining they are too tired after work or that it is "boring."

            The country's population, which peaked at around 127.7 million in 2006, is predicted to decline to 95 million by 2050. And if drastic measures to encourage people to have more sex and more children don't succeed then there will be a mere 47.7 million Japanese at the turn of the next century.
            http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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              #7
              Re: Japan needs our help!

              Wow, they DID stop having babies altogether!
              Last edited by Denmo; 01-25-2009, 01:28 AM.
              ...and that's why.

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                #8
                Re: Japan needs our help!

                This might be part of the problem.

                Japanese Launch Campaign to Marry Comic Book Characters

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                  #9
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                  There there's a problem gentleman. We can **** it.
                  Find a dog, honk it's nose. If you are bothered by this sentence. I guess you're just not cool enough for the noses.

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                    #10
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                    This, of course, sets off a mass exodus of weeaboos to Japan. The U.S.'s hopeless loser population is reduced by 60%. Of course, no one in Japan wants to **** them either, so no further population growth is reported.

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                      #11
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                      As much as I would like to help Japan and go have interrelations there, I am too busy being comfortable here in California.
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                        #12
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                        A new society we never imagined is being born.

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                          #13
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                          Why would I go to Japan if I would have to learn Japanese?

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                            #14
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                            Im fine living in Canada for now thanks. :3

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                              #15
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                              I guess the Japanese became DISENCHANTED with sex after they discovered what penises and clitorises look like without tiny black lines over them.

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