The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

[Caciss]

(Yes, it's a lame MS Paint Adventures knock off ((but MSPA isn't even an original idea!)) but I think it'd be fun for the Pavilion and also Toaster talked me into it)



John Bora is sitting alone (again) at his crummy apartment. However, John Bora has his first ever date tonight! I sure hope things turn out okay.

What should John do first?

[Toaster]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

Browse 4chan for advice on how to seduce women.

[Caciss]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

Browse 4chan for advice on how to seduce women.

You've been ridiculed enough for eight lifetimes there. You'll tolerate it no more!

[altoecko]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

Listen to Yoko Kanno to get "in the mood".

[Caciss]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

Listen to Yoko Kanno to get "in the mood".

There's nothing your weak heart enjoys more than the sultry tunes of Yoko Kanno, but it appears your stereo has gone missing. You can barely contain the tears.

[Chad]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

It's okay! I'm sure we could go download some FLAC files on the internet!

[Duel]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

Rant about how MIB 2 was bad.

[Adrian Foley]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

... Shower?

[Nixon]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

He should put on his under armour.

[Adrian Foley]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

Girls love underarmour. :3

[Caciss]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

It's okay! I'm sure we could go download some FLAC files on the internet!

You turn to your other wall to utilize your internet accessing machine. However, it seems to be unpowered, although you notice three frayed wires.. Another door and a bookshelf is also revealed.

[Adrian Foley]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

Lick the wires, man.

[BeeZee]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

I don't get it. What is "John Bora" riffing on?

[Caciss]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

Lick the wires, man.

You've always licked things with reckless abandon, and you're not about to play it safe now.



You sure are lucky no power is running through those wires! However, you notice some strange symbols while you're down on your knees.

[BeeZee]

Re: The Impossible Adventure of John Bora

Mora licked a girl.