Create an Evil Plan

[Toaster]

"Garr already posted it"

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a senator. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, frightened by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the town's water supply. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Create your own evil plan today.

[John Mora]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a town mascot. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

My master plan is already partially complete!

[Jamos]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

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[Red Dragon]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to leave, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must smash united nations. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your doomsday device, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Woof!

[Shard]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate fort knox. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must covertly move your doomsday device, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

In short, I will become Sejon Sol.

[Stormy]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge the internet. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your great supernatural forces, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Looks good to me

[American Hero]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

what is 1984 police state?

[John Mora]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

You know? The book 1984?

And such political fantasies, American Flounder. :3

[Shard]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

For someone born at the end of the Reagan era, does the book 1984 hold any real scares?

Don't you sort of incorporate the "police state" as being normal?

[John Mora]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

[Xyster]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


Stage Two
Next, you must smash the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your plague of doom, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

It's only missing Bamboo, a mutant panda, and pudding.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

oh baby this is gold.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a chosen one. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, baffled by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two

Next, you must disintegrate the internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

[ChaosKnightXD]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate united nations. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

I could do better now that I know how this works but this'll do, this'll do.

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, horrified by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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[Chad]

Re: Create an Evil Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

huzzah!