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[Phil Fakelman]

Henry Unralberg says that he is going to lower taxes and fix the pavilion, but what is he really up to? Did you know that he eats babies? Not only that, but he hangs puppies and drowns kittens. Vote for a real humanitarian. Vote Phil Fakelman.

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[Hank Hill]

WHO!?

[Henry Unralberg]

My opponent has gone on a smear campaign, but what has he been hiding? Phil Fakelman was found setting the homeless on fire and molesting children. Vote for Henry Unralberg. I haven't had an erection in the past four years.